Jeffery x kylar

A Damn birthday?

Y'all warning is cringe, dumb, not canon things, time skip, NFSW, weird as fuck

It's currently may 2, 2009 holy shit the year is so fucking slow

principal Lynn gathered 6 of the students who are fucking male Trody, Kylar, Crispin, Braxton, Hunter, And Jeffery because you'll see.

Jeffery"Miss Lynn, why the fuck you brought me here, with 5 psychopaths?". Ms'lynn"language Jeffery, And I brought you here as a punishment for all of you. One of the kindergarteners are have a birthday party And all of you are gonna Help arrange the place, And more.". Kylar"ah what, that's so fucking gay dude.".Ms'lynn"Well to bad, you can't get out of it, And I talked about it with all of your parents and they Agreed. And all of you can start helping by picking blackberries from the back of school, And. after you guys are done Go to the counselor and ask him what to do next after your done." Jeffery sighs and starts walking outside at the back of the school, Some also follow but it is obvious that they're annoyed.

They get the fucking baskets, And go to the back of the school to collect the BlackBerries, And then while their doing it they're venting to each other about how it sucks. Kylar"that whore should fucking do it herself, Why the fuck are we even getting punished God!". Hunter"fucking exactly she shou-". Jeffery"HOLY SHIT!, Can you guys shut the fuck up!, Can you guys just except the MotherFucking fact that we are getting punished!, All of you are shit!" All the other guys just say. Trody"Dude you're just overreacting, you double Dick sucking bitch". Crispin"Ohhhhhh". Jeffery"crispin!, Shut the fuck up!". Crispin"whatever man, Oh wait I think I see a blackberrybush over there". Braxton"Oh I see it too". Jeffery"ugh". They walk over to the blackberry bush, And Jeffery looks annoyed. Kylar"holy shit this is a fucking bush, it's a dome.". Jeffery"I'll tell you what it really is it's an abomination, Made by the Devil.". Hunter"Why the fuck do you even hate this bush.". Jeffery"it's been a fucking pain ever since Day one!". Trody tries to grab a big ass brea- blackberry, but he gets too close and then thorns stab him. Jeffery"one of the many reasons why I hate this bush, it causes harm to people when to close! That's why I use poles" Jeffery gets the blackberries by using a pole. Kylar"I think I'm gonna Get a ladder and get the blackberries from the top." Kylar gets a ladder and climbs to the top despite the chance that he might fall, he climbs to the top and tries to get a blackberry And then Falls. Kylar"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH- WHAT THE FUCK!!!! AHHHHH AGH!". And then gets stuck in the blackberry bush, And then still screaming from the inside. Kylar" AHHHHHHHHH *muffled screams" AHHHHHH SHIT!". Jeffery then laughs. Jeffery"AHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH SHI-T-T-T, AHHAHAHAHHAJAH FUCK HELP!!!!🤣". The other boys fall silent while Jeffery is laughing like a psychopath. Braxton"Kylar, you ok?". Kylar"I don't know you tell me!.........
OBVIOUSLY NOT!, shit head.". Jeffery"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH DESERVED!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHA SHIT!, OH GOD!, AHAHHAHAH". Hunter"Jeffery shut the fuck up!". Jeffery" HAH!". Crispin"fuck". Kylar"Can SOMEONE GET ME OUT ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!" . Trody and Braxton cut the access thorns to get Kylar out And then Jeffery calms down a little and says Jeffery"Now stay still so we can get the blackberries off you asshole it's so good seeing something bad happen to Kylar for once!" They pick off all the blackberries on Kylar and put them in the basket And head back to miss Lynn.

They get back to the school, And go to the counselor's office. Counselor"Ah boys I see you're done, picking blackberries, I'm sure you had an amazing adventure. Care to tell?". Jeffery"very much" *And then Jeffery is half way done with the story since the story is only 3 minutes long* Jeffery"And then Kylar plummeted into the BUSH! AHAHAHAHH!". Kylar"Jeffery thanks for humiliating me for AGAIN FOR THE FIFTH TIME!". Jeffery"I hope you burn in hell!".

And then they get out And they have to get the table from the storage room, where they have to get it out and onto the top floor and build it. So they get it out of the room and carry it up the stairs all the way to the top of the floor, but Jeffery uses his twink body as an excuse to not carry it along with them, Basically Hunter, Kylar, Trody, Braxton, And Crispin have to carry it. While Jeffery just yells, Jeffery"get a move on!!!, you guys are a disgrace, hurry the fuck up, before I burn you all with teacher coffee!". He says at the top of the stairs holding the teacher's coffee, Braxton"you know that the teacher has his spit on that right.". Jeffery"I stole it before the teacher could even get a drink out of it!". Crispin"Dude your insane.". Jeffery"HURRY THE FUCK UP!". They get to the fucking top floor, And try to build the kids table but theirs no instructions, Jeffery goes back. Down, to the storage room, And sees the instructions, he goes back up and tells them. Jeffery"here you go all you lazy fucks." He throws it at them, and they look at it, And oh lord No. Kylar"oh fuck". Trody"What is this rocket science!?". Jeffery"Give it to me! Ok I'll tell you guys and you'll build so it will be easily done, fuckers." Time skip, after they are done building it, They go tell miss Lynn, Ms'lynn"ok boys I'm happy to say that you did a great job, tomorrow the kindergarteners will be so happy!". Jeffery"Tomorrow?, the fucking birthday is tomorrow?, so we got into an entire fucking adventure even though the fucking birthday is Tomorrow!!!!!?!?!". Jeffery"Holy shit!, You CUN-"........

Bye boys, girls, and others!, hope all of you have a good day!