note : if you don't know, Sprout and Cosmo is from a Roblox game called "Dandy's world"
I don't belong the characters, the characters is belong to BlushCrunch Studio
also, the incorrect quote is from Incorrect Quotes Generator
Warning : prob have implies smut, and swearing
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1:
Cosmo: What’s sexting?
Sprout: I'm not having this conversation with you.
2:
Sprout: Did it hurt when you fell-
Cosmo: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Sprout: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Cosmo: ...
Sprout: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
3:
Cosmo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Sprout: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear $#&# (shit).
4:
Cosmo: Can you cut me some slack, Sprout? I’m sort of in love.
Sprout: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Cosmo: I’m in love with you.
Sprout: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
5:
Sprout: That was so hot, Cosmo.
Cosmo: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Sprout: I'm so in love with you.
6:
Sprout: Cosmo is forbidden from monologuing.
7:
Sprout: I feel like doing something stupid.
Cosmo: I’m stupid, do me.
8:
Sprout: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Cosmo: Nope, there's 26.
Sprout: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Cosmo: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Sprout: You'll get the D later ;).
9:
Sprout: Cosmo, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Cosmo, naked in Sprout's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Sprout, already taking off their clothes: $&€* (Fuck) ... Me neither.
10:
Cosmo walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Sprout, I love you but, what the h-e-double @%!* (Fuck).
Sprout, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
11:
Sprout: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Cosmo: Wow. They sound stupid.
Sprout: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Cosmo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Sprout: I guess you’re right. Hey Cosmo, I love you.
Cosmo: See! Just say that!
Sprout: Holy fucking shit.
Cosmo: If that flies over their head then, sorry Sprout, but they're too dumb for you.
Sprout: Cosmo.
12:
Sprout: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Cosmo: AS ENEMIES?!
Sprout: .
13:
Sprout: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Cosmo: Dude- Its satire!
Sprout: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
14:
Cosmo: There. How do I look?
Sprout: Like a cheap French harlot.
Cosmo: French?!
15:
Sprout, teaching Cosmo to drive: Okay Cosmo, what does a green light mean?
Cosmo: Go!
Sprout: A red light?
Cosmo: Stop!
Sprout: And what about a yellow light?
Cosmo: If you floor it, you can make it!
Sprout: …No—
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