Y/n Urameshi, the oldest of the Urameshi brothers is now a detective with Yueske Urameshi. Follow him in fighting world ending terrors and getting it on with the blue haired Shinigami Boton.
We open on Y/n and Yusuke holding out their spirit eggs while floating mid air.
Yusuke: I think I feel this thing kicking.
Boton: Maybe it's practicing to devour you two.
Yusuke: No, not this little guy. He's growing nothing but good vibes from me. I've been on my best behavior.
Y/n: Considering this thing is gonna take after me, you think that it's gonna try beating the snot out of yours when it does something stupid.
Yusuke: Hey! Mine isn't gonna go anything stupid, if anything it's probably gonna get my brains and be just like me.
Y/n: God help us all then.
Boton: Well, we'll see when it hatches won't we.
Y/n: In all seriousness, this ordeal is kind of tough, though. Now that our eggs have the potential to hatch, how are we gonna do any kind of deeds without a mortal body ?
Boton: I don't know about you, Y/n, but I don't think you can become a good Samaritan just by following the girl you got a crush on, Yusuke.
The camera reveals that they were flying over head as Keiko was walking along a dirt path.
Yusuke: I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON KEIKO! We're just friends! And I feel something bad's gonna happen to her.
Y/n: Whatever you say, Lover boy.
Yusuke: Hey, while I'm at it, why don't you tell Boton about how you-
Suddenly Y/n put both his fists at the side of his brother's head and started to give him a double fisted Noogie to shut him.
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Y/n: Oh, you wanna talk about secrets huh ? Why don't after all this is done, I go and tell Keiko about how you pissed your bed huh ? Why don't I huh ?
Suddenly as they were fighting each other, they hear Keiko scream loudly and notice how she was in front of one of her gangs Yusuke fought against in his time as Kuwabara.
Gang member 1: Think of it as a toll road missy, you give us 500 dollars and you can pass by.
Gang member 2: Or I'm sure we can find some other ways for you to pay~
Keiko: Don't you touch me!
Seeing this, Yusuke dives down and tries to sock them in the head but his fists only go through them.
Gang member 2: Why don't I show you what's under my mask ?
Keiko: That's easy bad breath.
Suddenly Kuwabara called out the thugs as he and his group stand by to defend Keiko from them.
Kuwabara: Hands off!
Yusuke and Y/n: Kuwabara ?
Kuwabara: I take it you guys are from Kazanaka Junior high. Cause that's where all the idiots go to school! (To Keiko) It's okay, go home now.
