MRS LANGA

1.

…: hey wena amafu, uyaphi ?? Buya la
…: Yoh, haibo ngi'busy. I have plans
…: Ngithe Buya la
…: i'll see you Tomorrow
…: don’t bother Coming back young lady
…: Bye ! (Waves at them)

My name is Amafu Ngwenya. I am 20 years old.

...: What is Mama Dora saying
Me: ahh, Both her and ben are Crazy. I need to groove.
…: She is still calling out to you.
Me: pshh. me, wash their dishes on a Friday at 22:00. Never ever shem. SOZE !

I get inside the car as she laughs at my parents. My parents names are Dora and Benjamin Ngwenya. The worst Part of my Life. I hate them yerrr. They are always on my case and ive had it with them.

…: Lets go haww

This right here are my Friends luyanda and Yolanda.

Luyanda: I need to lay off some steam, I cant believe this…
Me: you'll be fine love.

Luyanda and yolanda are both sisters. Luyanda is 20 years old and Yolanda is 19 years and guess what… they are getting arranged married tomorrow, Both of them

Luyanda: No more sleeping with Other men…
Yolanda: No more drinking Beverage…
Both: and most importantly…
Us: No more GROOVE

There is silence in the car, which gets broken bye a knock on the door

Me: arghh
…: Heyy wena, Umama Uyak'biza (Mom is calling you)
Me: Back off Azola, tell your mom im old enough to make my own decisions.
Azola: Shem, Mom said do them
Me: dreams huh… why am I even arguing with you. You should be plugging the kettle, to do those dishes and pots
Azola: Haii Sisi, no open the door (hits window)
Me: azola stop it
Azola: (Hits window) amafu, Hayii come do the dishes… Mafu hayii
Luyanda: Futsek Wena.
Azola: hayiini Mafu
Yolanda: Mqundu, Yeka I window tuu (leave the window)

We all laugh. I open the window

Azola: Hayii sis, Cela Tog. (No, please)
Me: bye bye Azola. Umama Uyak,biza (Mom is calling you)

She starts screaming

Azola: Hayii Amafu. Mafu Umama wants you to do the dishes (folding arms) Hayiii

(PHONE BEEPING)

Me and the girls look and it’s a message from our friend who likes hosting parties.

LOCATION: …..
TIME: 22:00 TILL YOU GET DRUNK
BOB: FOR NEW-COMERS

Me: byieeeeee

We drive off and I can still hear Azola yelling out my name.

Luyanda: she is loosing her mind
Me: that’s why I need to move out.

We head to the location, while jamming to some music. The Yanos came with a bang and we were huge fans.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

Yolanda: yoh, akusa gcwalanga (yoh, its so full)
Me: dude, lets go in.

We find a parking space and then get out. We were wearing Jumpsuits. Mine was Nude and Yolanda’s was black, Luyanda went with white so she had to be extra careful today.

Me: look who is in the line

We all look and laugh

Hazel: (yelling) amafu, Amafu please get in with me.

We pass her.

Hazel: Amafu !!!!!

I stop infront of her

Me: guys do you hear something, sounds like a chicken… or a turkey

Everyone in the line turns to her and laughs.

Hazel: Amafu, im sorry about what happened. Ive been apologizing
Me: for Taking revenge on me because your ex wanted me.
Hazel: it was a mistake
Me: you drugged my Father and slept with him. How so you expect me to hang around you when you go around spiking people drinks.
Luyanda: most especially people old enough to be your Mothers High school Mates.

She looks at luyanda

Hazel: I was not talking to you
Me: hayi wena, Watch your mouth when you talk to Luyanda.
Hazel: Amafu look, Its in the past
Me: that happened 4 hours ago bitch, how dare you call that the past. Bitch you had sex with my dad.
Yolanda: if you didn’t know, Amafu's father can Get you arrested for spiking has drink and forcing yourself onto him.
Hazel: he wanted it moss
Me: fuck you… bitch
Hazel: He loved my pussy, so what should I do.

I drop my bag and pull her hair extensions. I slap her so hard, she was even crying in the process of me beating her up.

…: What the fuck

Some guys Pulls us apart and I look at hazel with so much hatred. I was even holding some of her hair with my own 2 hands.

…: Whats wrong with you
Me: Back off, don’t get involved.
…: well I am involved since she is my girlfriend
Me: well Nigga, your Bitch is disgusting and you need to get tested, she might have an STI due to spiking peoples drinks and sleeping with them for revenge
Hazel: he wanted it
Me: Bitch, your man wanted me. He used you to get to me. Accept the fact that people will always date you for sex. You are not wife material. You already look like an old Skorob.
Everyone: yohhhh

Even her ”boyfriend" reacted

Hazel: my ex still came to me and fucked me after he told you he loved you, so its even.
Me: That’s because I turned him down. Ask your friends, ask almost everyone in this line. They were there. He literally was a thirsty man.

Luyanda gives me a water bottle

Hazel: he still fucked me.
Me: guess so, but he promised you an STI too.
Everyone: yohhh
Me: I heard he fucked you Raw, bitch, you are a living STI. Busy giving people Diseases that are hard to even pronounce
Hazel: …
…: Don’t talk about my Girl like that

I look at him

Me: you are stupid, ngoba you know that everyone out here knows that 90% of the men slept with her.
…: I don’t care, she is mine angithi
Me: guess so

I drink my water

…: What if you also have an STI since she slept with your father

I look at him, top to bottom and then spill the water all over his face

Jozea: You shouldn't have done that

JOZEA WORKS AT THE CLUB WE WENT TO, HE WAS THE DOOR MAN AND HE SEARCHED PEOPLE FOR WEAPONS.

Me: fuck you, Fuck your Guards and Fuck your stupid, Filthy Girlfriend of yours who cant keep her legs closed.
Hazel: Do you know what you just did.
Me: shut up. You cant even open a flippin condom and you are opening your filthy, dirty mouth. Futsek Mqundu

I look at the guy, who had clenched his jaw and his hands were now into fists, he was looking at me with so much anger and annoyance.

Me: Nawe, Futsek yezwa.

He grabs me and makes me look at him. He looked me in the eyes and I felt like he was stealing my soul.

…: Little girl, You just made yourself an enemy.
Me: I have plenty of enemies in the hood…
…: Im no 1 in the list now, you are going to regret doing what you did today.

I get pissed and I grab his shirt with both my hands. tbh, he was tall and huge, and it made me feel tiny. Mara self-confidence😂 lmao, I had it.

Me: like I said, I have plenty of enemies here, the least you can do is not label yourself as one and lastly, Don’t place yourself as the No 1 suspect. NO CUTTING, NOW BACK OF THE LINE. The same way everyone who is my enemy started. At the back, including your little bitch

…: (Smirks)
Me: its good to see that you think this is funny.

I pull his shirt and give his a hot passionate kiss. I break it and look at Hazel

Me: that’s why men love me. I don’t open my legs on the first day, Small steps first. Big steps like sex, after mhh… Marriage, yeah, marriage. Now…

I let him go and act like im fixing his shirt which was now untidy.

Me: Since you insinuated that I have An STI, let me do this

I slap him and he looks at me. It was the first time I saw eyes flashing Red.

Jozea: Uhh, Girls please get in
Me: okay JoJo.

I look at him, the 5 guys behind him looked angry too.

Me: Now, enjoy your night and don’t get too excited about tapping that pussy…
Me/yolanda/luyanda: Its dirty.

I turn around and pass Hazel, I bump into her shoulder and get inside.

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