Funny Quotes/Incorrect Sentences as Tobot Characters

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Hansu/ Han: Guys, unlike some people I can drive!

*Not even one second later, a big car accident occurs. Daeon starts crying and Ondal calls Semo to snitch.*

Hansu/ Han: Oh...

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*Doeun/Franklin rolling up to Dingyo/Dolly*

Doeun|Doun/Franklin: Dingyo/Dolly, I like your attitude-

Dingyo/Dolly: Shut it you Oreo! (to Duri/Kory)

*Amazed, but simultaneously shocked Doeun/Franklin*

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*Duri/Kory in some type of dared Rap Battles and good rap music plays*

Duri/Kory: HA, LOOK! I GOT A GOOD BEAT!

*Semo/Dylan from a distance* : THEN RAP TO IT!!

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*Younger Semo/Dylan just existing*

Former Semo/Dylan: Nothing can ruin my day-

*Younger Ogong/Nathan burning up Semo/Dylan's orphanage*

Former Semo/Dylan: ... CAN I HELP YOU WITH IT?? PLEASE I HATE EVERYONE THERE

Former Ogong/Nathan: NO!

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Daeon:  Hansu.. Do you not like me?

Hansu: Woah, woah! Where did this come from?! Oh, by the way, good day! Anyway, I promise you I love you, even if you're from a family of Chaebols, or that you dislike Kimchi, or or, dislike poor people food. 

Daeon: No.. You.. Em.. This might seem stupid, but you didn't say good morning to me in my dream..

Hansu: Oooh.. I'm sorry that my dream self ignored you. Here, I can punch myself because of it!

Daeon: No— You don't need to!

*Hansu knocks out himself with a punch*

Ondal/Timmy: What in the Daedo City happened here?

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Semo/Dylan: You can never get your heart broken.. If nobody had your heart in the first place.

Ogong/Nathan: ... What the fuck. Emo bitch. Hey, bro, if an orphan takes a family photo, it is considered a selfie.

Semo/Dylan: ... I'm going to kill you. 

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Semo/Dylan:  I love chips.

Hana/Ryan: I love salad!

Duri/Kory: I LOVE FLIRTING WITH SUHO/LIAM!! Oh, I said that out loud...

*Suho/Liam fades away*

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Ogong/Nathan: Hey, shortie.

Semo/Dylan: Hey, giraffe.

Ogong/Nathan: Heyy- That's not cool :(. I'm just tall!

Semo/Dylan: Don't call me short then. 

Ogong/Nathan: Fine... SHORTIE 

*Epic Ogong/Nathan dash*

Semo/Dylan: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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*Daeon and Ondal look up innocently at Limo*

Limo: Hello, my sons :)

Hansu/Han: PAPA!!

Limo: Woah there, I can't take care of three kids!.. Welp, see ya. 

*Limo dramatic run*

Ondal/Timmy: He left like my dad..

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Dingyo/Dolly: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN MY HOUSE?

Duri/Kory: ... Hey! You're the one that choked the cat. Don't put the attention on me.

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Ogong/Nathan: Mom, Dad. Bro is stuck in the ceiling again!

Ondal/Timmy: HELPPPPPPPPPPPP!

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Hansu/Han: Guys, trust! I can drive for real!

*Daeon and Ondal watch as Hansu/Han accidentally rams Z into Ogong/Nathan*

Ogong/Nathan: DAMN FIVE-YEAR-OLDS AND THEIR TERRIBLE DRIVING! THIS IS THE WHATEVER TIME I GOT HIT! I LOST COUNT!!

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Duri/Kory: Who needs a present when I exist~?

Ogong/Nathan: I want a present. You're a terrible friend.

Duri/Kory: ...

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Tobot W: My dear pilot, I have an inquiry. Are you, by any chance attracted to males?

Ogong/Nathan: Wha.. What?! No, I'm not-

Ondal/Timmy: W, HE'S LYING!! CHECK HIS TOPHONE!!

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Neong|Nebok/Neon: Guys, I'm so hot~ 

Duri/Kory: You're badass!!

Neong|Nebok/Neon: Saranghaeyo~!!

 Duri/Kory: I regret ever saying a compliment to you..