They make a left turn and approach a construction site. A worker gestures the crane to lower down some port-a-potties. As the car drives by, he orders the crane to drop them. The port-a-potties are dropped and the cops crash into them. As they stare in astonishment, the worker runs out and jumps as the car spins around, removing his disguise. It was Shark.
SHARK: (chuckling) Guys, it's me! I was the construction worker!
WOLF: (smiles) And this is Mr. Shark.
Flashback
Shark approaching two bodyguards in front of an open safe where inside has a lot of cash and gold. One stops him, but he shows him his identity. We see he's disguised as the man in the picture. The bodyguards let him in, and he salutes them.
WOLF: (voiceover) Master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces.
Photographers taking pictures of the Mona Lisa painting, not knowing it's actually Shark in disguise in a portrait at the Louvre in Paris, France.
WOLF: (voiceover) His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa.
Shark runs off with the real painting in his arms outside the Louvre while still in the disguise.
Flashback Over
WOLF: (smiles) Dig that.
Shark is squishing Snake by pushing his seat up.
SNAKE: (while being squished) Watch it, big tuna! (pushing his seat back) I'm trying to work here!
SHARK: (assuring) Keep it cool, baby. (puts a birthday hat on Snake; smiles) Birthdays should be chill.
Far behind them, four more police cars came in and chased them down the road.
MOLLY: (checking her watch; smirk) Just in time for them.
What Molly is referring to is when five different kinds of cats suddenly walk into the middle of the road and stand there facing the four police cars. Wolf stop the car.
WOLF: Yep, right on time.
The 5 cats enlarge their pupils and show them to the 4 police cars, causing the police drivers to stop driving.
POLICE OFFICERS: (awe) They're so cute!
One of the cats with glasses spits out a metal ball disguised as a hairball and throws it into the space between the four police cars; the metal ball glows and magnetizes all four police cars together.
WOLF: These are the Kitty Litter.
Flashback
WOLF: (voiceover) Master Mittens, the martial arts skills expert. Tess, the tech-savvy. General Buttons, the war superior. Fluffinstuff, the enforcer. Finally, Lady Meowmalade, the dreadful diva. These five used to be led by their leader and father, Jinx, the feline sorcerer, until he was arrested by the guardians and a hero named Lucky, so now it is just them.
Fluffinstuff is seen lying on his back, making cat noises with his big, cute eyes, distracting a female security guard who is in awe of Fluffinstuff's adorableness, while his four siblings are in the bank doorway, as Tess attaches a magnet device to the door to unlock the code. When it does, they enter to rob everything.
WOLF: (voiceover) They are the distractions, with their big eyes and differences, which make the job even easier. Of course, they are the least frighten members of our crew... lucky fellows.
Flashback Over
Mac opens the door for them as the pack hops inside the car. Wolf starts driving the car. The pack begins to sing to Snake.
MITTENS: Happy-
TESS: Birthday-
BUTTONS: To-
MEOWMALADE: You.
MITTENS: Happy-
TESS: Birthday-
BUTTONS: To-
MEOWMALADE: You.
MITTENS: Happy-
TESS: Birthday-
BUTTONS: To-
MEOWMALADE: Mr.
FLUFFINSTUFF:...
Buttons sigh as he jumps towards to Fluffinstuff and slap him in the face.
FLUFFINSTUFF: Snake.
MITTENS: Happy-
TESS: Birthday-
BUTTONS: To-
MEOWMALADE: Yooouuuu.
SNAKE: (unamused) Jeez, thanks, all of you. Now let me do my work, okay?
MEOWMALADE: I say, (smile) he loves it.
BUTTONS: So, what next on the list, Wolf?
WOLF: According to today's schedule, we must head-(he turns the car on right direction) this way.
The car heads towards a perfume shop parking lot. As where the shop door opened, a pink smoke spread outside, where multiple security officers emerged, gasping for air and coughing. A figure stepped out calmly, wearing a gas mask to protect against the pink smoke.
WOLF: With someone who has a taste for this kind of action, meet Poodles Galore.
Flashback
WOLF: (voiceover) Ex-business owner, still the cosmetics queen. Back in her old days, she studied all the major cosmetics brands and used to create her very own cosmetic products, such as blush and sunscreen, all of which turned out far superior to the major brands.
Poodles is being chased by security guards; she only smirks when she holds out her hand gauntlet device and spreads sunscreen on the floor, causing the security guards to slip and fall, which makes Poodles laugh.
WOLF: (voiceover) Her final day ended when she decided to make her sunscreen sales more effective by destroying the ozone layer, so that only her sunscreen could protect everyone from the sun's unresisted power. This was only stopped by a fox detective. Poor girl, I almost feel bad for her.
Flashback Over
Poodles removed her gas mask when the air was clear. She spotted the bad guy's car and smiled.
POODLES: I thought you guys were never able to make it.
WOLF: (smile) Hey, we all have to lend a hand to others, don't we?
Poodles gets into the car.
POODLES: Meowmalade, I got something for you. (pass out a special perfume to Meowmalade)
MEOWMALADE: (gasp) My favorite! Oh, thank you very much, Poodles! Who say that cats and dogs can't be friends to each other?
POODLES: (giggle) That just only a rumor made by unprofessional mutts who don't understand about passion between the cooperation of cats and dogs. Oh, by the way, Snake, I got you a present.
SNAKE: (sigh) Let me guess, more perfume?
POODLES:... Uh, no? It's, uh, it's a surprise.
SNAKE:... Whatever. (working on the lock safe)
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The Bad Guys
Fanfiction(Non-Canon to the my Adventures Stories) After a lifetime of legendary heists, notorious criminals are finally caught. To avoid a prison sentence, the animal outlaws must pull off their most challenging con yet -- becoming model citizens. Under the...
