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___________________________ This is what thier kid look like lol sorry if it's a countryball style
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Me: guys you won't believe what i found outside
Switzerland: what?
Russia: hm?
America: what is it tell me?!
Finland: what is it?
Me: a child! *hugs the kid*
Everyone: A WHAT?!
Usru: get off me lady
Me: awww~so cute whats your name
Usru: Usru
Russia: wait what?..Usru...
Usru: *looks at russia* yeah wh- DAD?!
Russia: Dad? What do you mean im not your Dad kid?
Usru: but you look exaclay like my old man...
America: *snickers* hahah! Old man he just called you old man haha! *falls on the ground still laughing*
Usru: mom?!...*gets off me and hugs america on the floor*
America: *stops laughing* wait what?...
Usru: mom i missed you i got lost good thing your here *hugs america tightly*
america: but im not your mom- *gets interupted*
????: *teleports in* hello im from the future and im here to tell you that this child here is usru his parent are america and russia and their gonna take of him for a day good luck *looks at me* oh hello my lady~ *kisses my hand and then teleports out* (guess who he is?)
Me: *progressing what just happend*
Finland: *trying not to explode* hmph who was that sh*t *mumbles*
America: wait that means...IM MARRIED TO RUSSIA?! *blush*
Russia: i-
Me: *snaps* SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! STOP TALKING I HATE TALKING JUST TAKE CARE OF HIM ALREADY AND STOP TALKING! BLA BLA BLA NOW GET OUT AND HAVE FUN WITH YOUR KID! *breats heavely*
