Memoirs of an assassin

Intro to me

Hey everyone, I'm Eddy, no, I'm not a guy, but I'd rather be Eddy than Edwina, I don't know what my parents were thinking when they named me, maybe they were high or something, who knows? Everyone else in my family has Irish name, sad ay!
Anyway, I'm betting from the intro you guys have some questions for me, I can answer some now, otherwise you won't read the whole story, that's right, keep reading people ;)

So here we go -
I do know a few languages. At home and when we don't want to be understood by outsiders, we speak Irish Gaelic, cause my parents are from Ireland and of course english cause we live in Australia (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi Oi Oi :)). I have also been trained to speak Greek, Italian, Russian, basic Chinese and Japanese. Look at that, not bad when you put it all on paper ay!

I do have a part-time job/hobby (I struggle to do between researching a job, working a job, cause that shit can take months at least and training/fitness, that shit don't stop either, there is always new technology, new poisons, new weapons or new fighting techniques, it's really time consuming) Mt da (Eughan, pronounced Owan) and I rebuild/repair classic cars, cause if it ain't pre 1985, we don't care! I also do a bit of drag racing and hunting with a crossbow or bow and arrows, when i can squeeze it in and no, I'm not a champion, it's called a hobby for a reason and I don't have the time to master either one.

No, I'm not an orphan nor was I kidnapped at a young age nor was i living on the streets (pretty boring hey!) Nope, I'm in the family business, well, we work for a company called JC Enterprises, an import/export company associated with Amazon and eBay, to the world but underneath all that it gets very dark. We are assassins, to me, we are secret justice keepers, we only target bad people like smugglers, human traffickers, you get the picture (or so I thought) If you're in the business, the only way out is death, they cater from birth to death so we don't exist in the normal world.
Enough about those igits (sorry idiots)

So here is a little catch up of my family -
My parents immigrated to Australia when i was about 1 year old to get away from some really bad people when they found out my da was an assassin, JC enterprises bought us from the company my da worked for in Ireland (yes, that's right, our family was bought, the only difference between them and human traffickers is our immigration, travel, housing was paid for and we get an income for our work, a really nice income haha), so, not long after we got here, da got injured at work in a fire, he has burn scars on the left side of his body and is half blind in his left eye, so no more assassin work for him and he became a mechanic, still did most of the training for us kids though.
My ma is Roisin (Pronounced Rawsheen) she is an english teacher for kids aged 3-10 years old which is divided into 3 groups (our classes don't use the grade system you're used to, it goes by a child's intelligence, so classes are usually pretty mixed in ages) for the company, school age starts at 3 years old with maths, english, basic science, Japanese, physical endurance and an intro to weapons (we don't do shooting, we learn about the different types of weapons for our first 2 years), at 4 years old, Greek and beginner computers is added, by 5 years old beginner combat and go kart racing, you get the picture.
Next is my big brother, or should i say older, his physical size is a bit below average, but i guess you don't need a lot of muscle to be a hacker, don't get me wrong, he is very fit, we all have to be for emergencies, he just chose not to waste his time bulking up, he is also my go-to hacker, he is brilliant!!!
Then we have my older sister Sadhbh (pronounced Sigh-ve) she is an ER Nurse at the company hospital (see, they cover everything) she cares about everybody, my ma used to worry she was too soft hearted for emergency work, but instead, she excelled.
The next is my spy little bro Cathal, he sometimes goes on missions with me, but usually has his own, spies can start as young as 12, to help infultrate child trafficking and pedophila rings, it's dangerous work, but we are all fitted with a tracker in the top of our spinal cord just below our skull so we can be found no matter where we go or even if we die.
Lastly is my baby bro,Ronin (see what I mean about Irish name, like WTF????) he's still in school and the company hasn't decided where he will work, he's done a few work experiences, but nothing has been decided yet, they usually get their placement when the graduate, which is the December after their 16 birthday, not long now!!!

So, after that long winded into, are we ready to jump in??? Let's go -

Ok Garchlann Mhor,(great grandchildren) here is my story