These are some plays I wrote once upon a time, you can read them if you like. They are filled with my humor, and aren't based on any specific fandom or Idea. If you ever feel like randomly performing a play, you can use these! Might as well get started. Hope you like it!
Narrator: Hello! I'm the narrator, if you didn't know, but you probably assumed that. We are currently with a group of 8 people, who are celebrating Melody's 15th birthday. She chose a murder mystery theme, and everyone is excited. Ohh, this is one of those plays where something goes terribly wrong-
Aven: Narrator!
Narrator: I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?
Aven: Nevermind, just keep going.
Melody: Welcome to the train! The birthday girl insists that you have a good time!
Makenna: We know, Melody. Happy birthday, by the way.
Sandra: Welcome! I'm Sandra, the conductor of this train, and I hope you enjoy your time here.
Aven: Of course we will. This is a party, for heaven's sake.
Alex: Hello, I'm Alex. I will be taking care of you while you stay on the train. Ask me if you need anything.
Aven: We don't need a baby sitter!
Zelda: Well, I'm ready to get started.
Melody: Wait! Not everyone's here!
Makenna: Who are we waiting on?
Melody: Hellen, Sapphire, Luna, and Kia.
Narrator: Just then, they all walk in. To them, this is just a game, but they have no idea how real things can become. (Inspects script) Man this script needs editing. I don't understand half of it.
Sapphire: Hello, darlings. You all look well. Happy birthday, Melody.
Luna: (quietly) Hey guys, happy birthday Melody.
Hellen: This is soooo cool.
Kia: This is gonna be fun!
Narrator: WAAAAIIITTT!
Everyone: What?
Narrator: I forgot to introduce everyone!
Everyone: grumbles and groans.
Narrator: We'll start with the birthday girl.
Melody: That's me!
Narrator: Melody is a really sweet girl and-
Melody: (interrupts) Aww, thanks
Narrator: (rolls her eyes) As I was saying, Melody is turning 15 today, that's why we're all here. Well, not why you're here, but anyway.
Melody: Best birthday ever!
Narrator: Now, Melody's best friend, Sapphire.
Sapphire: Not her BEST friend, but whatever.
Narrator: Sapphire has this really cute accent, and-
Sapphire: It's not an accent.
Narrator: STOP INTERRUPTING ME! Now, she is 16 ,and loves to correct me grammar.
Sapphire: Actually, the proper pronunciation is my. You see-
Narrator: Like that. Aven is a 16 year old, and loves to do anything sport-related. She wrote this thing. Makenna is her little sister. Geez, her background is boring, HUH AVEN.
Aven: Gimmie a break, I had writer's block.
Narrator: Luna is very shy, 14, and notices things that most people don't even think about. Ain't nobody like her.
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A Collection Of My Plays
HumorI was really bored so I decided to take all my past plays and put them into a book.
