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zane's malfunction ..?

zane: fortnite battle pass

kai: wth

zane: i just #&$% out my $*&)#+

nya: erm zane

lloyd: that's not zane that's insane

lloyd: lol

lloyd: guys?

kai: anyways bro u good

jay: i think bro's havin a malfunction

*jay has added pixal*

pixal: Hello! :)

lloyd: pix something's wrong with your husband

pixal: What?

zane: i still see the shadows in my room

pixal: Oh.

zane: can't take back the love that i gave you

jay: um zane ?

zane: i just gave birth to your mothers appendix

cole: oh okay

nya: that's preppy

pixal: Zane, honey, giving birth to an.. appendix is not possible.

kai: AJSKJSJNDINEISIJMSF

lloyd: AWWWWWWW

nya: SO CUTEEEE

pixal: What? Did I say something wrong?

jay: SHE CALLED HIM HONEYYYYY

cole: i lowk ship

zane: 3.14159 this is pi followed by

lloyd: stop it's too early for math

cole: it's 8:40pm lil bro

lloyd: WHATEVER

zane: i gotta glock in my rari

kai: im like yeah she finee

nya: KAI DONT MAKE HIM GO CRAZIER

zane: wonder when she'll be minee

nya: omg

jay: look what u did kai

kai: mb

zane: i was a bad girl

nya: NOOOOO

cole: STOPPP NOO

jay: ZANE.

pixal: Oh no.

kai: STOP ZANE WIAYSUHDIHEIEKFJ

zane: i did some bad things

kai: why

zane: i swear i did it all for fun and it meant nothing

nya: im gonna cry

kai: oh good he stopped

zane: sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤑

cole: BRO

pixal: I will go fix him.

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