Heck Ton of Quotes I Have Stockpiled

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by MariaSlice
by MariaSlice
                                    
                                              Springtrap: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Springtrap: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Springtrap: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Goldie: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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(Back in '87)
Foxy: Why do you hang out with me?
BB: You're the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Foxy: ...
Foxy: I feel a bit sorry for you.
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Freddy: Which way did Tea Fred go?
Chica: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left.
Freddy: You could really figure it out from that?
Chica: No, you idiot, Tea Fred sent me a text. See?
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TB: Well please don't let Puppet do anything stupid...
Toy Chi: Stupid by my standards or yours?
TB:
TB: Stupid by my brother's standards.
Toy Chi: Smart. Puppet will live longer.
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Freddy: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Foxy: No.
Mangle: No.
Freddy: Didn't think so.
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JJ: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
BB: The final boss.
Foxy: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
JJ: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Freddy: I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in this restaurant with a bunch of morons.
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Tea Fred: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Chica: I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question.
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(In the Library)
Freddy: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Tea Fred: What the hell!?
Freddy: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Freddy, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Tea Fred, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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Chica: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Toy Chi: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Chica: I like the way you think.
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Puppet: 'Technically legal', the two best words in the the English language, right before 'cowboy spectacular.'
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Tea Fred, texting: Answer your phone
TB, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Tea Fred: Understood
Tea Fred, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, TB.
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Chica, to Freddy: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Freddy: *thinking*
Freddy: 2012.
Bonnie: 2012...?
Freddy: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Tea Fred out so I let him hug me.
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Tea Fred: I made tea.
Toy Chi: I don't want tea.
Tea Fred: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Toy Chi: Then why did you tell me?
Tea Fred: It's a conversation starter.
Toy Chi: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Tea Fred: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Foxy: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Foxy: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming ... What?
Toy Chi: I don't know. It's just not the same without Chica in the kitchen.
Foxy: All right, that's it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.
Toy Chi: That's closer.
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Springtrap: What is wrong with you?
Goldie: Many, many things...
Goldie: And most of them are your fucking fault.
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Mangle: You have Crayons?
Toy Chi: Yes, I have—
Mangle: You're— how old are you?
Toy Chi: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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JJ: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Mangle: Not again!
JJ: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Tea Fred: Just wait until you hear about whales.
JJ: What now?
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Goldie: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.