After the election, trump lost and started crying! He went into his room and had a hissy fit! He went ontoTinderr and saw he had 0 matches for "orange short guy with small wee wee." He started to cry more when he started scrolling. He eventually saw a guy who looked to be 3 ft tall. He had black hair and a chad like face. He looked like a king! Trump blushed and got a little woody...he swiped right and it was a match. He called Farquaad.
Trump:Hey shorty
Lord f:don't call me that~ stowp!!!!!
Trump:*blushes* your making me flustered!!!!!!!!!!
Lord f: so how big is it?
Trump:about 2 inches...
Lord f:hard?
Trump: yeah...
Lord f: mines 2 cm
Trump: lucky!
Lord f: mines smaller!
Trump: Oh sorry...I didn't pass school!
Lord f:damn...wanna crash at my palace?
Trump:I dunno... *blushes*
Lord f: but Trumpy dumpy I'm a material giwwrl!!!!!!!
Trump shits himself a bit
Trump:Oh shit
Lord f:what?
Trump: don't worry about it...I'll be there soon sugar baby~~~~~
He hangs up and changes his diaper. Once he takes a shower he dresses up in a gimp suit and drives to Lord f's palace. Once he gets there he kicks the door open.
