It's been a week since I talked to Jon and it's really starting to piss me off. I've stayed at my parents place for the last two days because I can't stand seeing him right now. Why won't he just tell me? How bad can it be?
"Aria, can you bring Moxley's bag? I think it's by the door." I spoke over the intercom. She opened the door and brought it in. "Thanks sweetheart." Dave's girlfriend has been a big help since my girls are working.
"No problem. Oh and Jon is here." I sigh. "Send him in please." She nods. A few moments later, I stand in front of Jonathan Good. "Hannah!" "Jonathan!" "Look, before you ask what I know you are going to ask, how are you?" "I'll be better when you tell me this big ole secret." "Jo I just got here." "And I've been asking this question for way to long. Now you answer me now or we are done." "Really? It's not that serious." "Obviously it is if you won't tell me. And if you won't tell me this, what else can you be hiding." I cross my arms in front of my chest. "He called dibs."
"What?" "Seth thinks that you should have belonged to him because he called bids on you." "You have to be kidding me. There is nothing life changing about," I say laughing. Jon looks at me. "Why didn't you just tell me?" "I thought it would make you feel like a peace of meat being tossed around into the air and the first person to call dibs get the prize." I laughed even harder. Not at the fact about what he said but by the fact that something as stupid as this almost ruined our relationship.
I couldn't stop laughing but I did reach out to him and pulled him into a hug. "Ah Jonathan Good, I love you so much." "I love you too." I just smile looking at him before laughing again. "What's so funny?" "I'm going to make Seth Rollins life a living hell for a while three months." He starts laughing.
I pick up Moxley and we take a family picture. 'Who is ready for Smackdown this week? Heavens know I am.' I post the picture on Instagram and lock my phone. "I'm dibs. I kind of feel honored." "How?" "Well that means more than one person was admiring me that someone thought I would be taken away so they called dibs. Didn't work, but still." Jon shakes his head.
"But I'm still going to make his life hell. Believe that!"
--- Smackdown---
"Seth Rollins. Come here boy," I say patting my legs like a dog. Jon was holding the baby. Seth comes out in a dog suit and everyone starts laughing. He walks down with a face filled with anger but I couldn't help but laugh. "Everyone! Meet our new dog. His name is Dibs." Oh yeah. I'm a petty bitch. "Come here dibs. Come here." Seth walks up to me and looks at me. "Sit boy." He looks at me. I put the mic closer to my mouth and this time I say growling," Sit!" He plops to the ground as I pat his head. "Good boy."
"Now you maybe wondering why Cruella De Ville is dressed like a puppy. Well I think it's a cute. Plus I thought dibs is a really cute name for a dog so that is why I have my new dog. But to be truthfully honest, I don't like my dog. He has a bad temper and he doesn't listen. And to add in all of that, he isn't that smart either."
I sit down next to Seth. "Dibs! Can I call you dibs? Of course I can! Well dibs, I heard from my beautiful boyfriend that years ago that you called dibs on me." He nods his head. "And how did that turn out?" He starts talking but I shut him up. "I am not something you call dibs on. Plus you can't call dibs on me. I met Dean first. I was friends with him first. I met you through him." "But you were mad at him that year. I remember," he says. "I don't give a damn what I was, you don't call dibs on me. Dean took action and look at where we are now. Together for almost 6 years and have a beautiful baby boy together am I right Ambrose?" "Oh yeah." "Ooooo, I love it when you sound so crazy." I walk over to him and kiss him. We both smile as the crowd goes awe and Moxley giggles.
"Let me tell you this one thing and this will be my only time saying this. I am not some prize you win when you call dibs. I am the prize you win after showing me you can actually love me and take care of me. Saying dibs isn't going to get you anywhere. This is my family now if you like it or not. He's my boyfriend. That's our son. Our life has you nowhere in it. So if you have anything you wish to critique about my life, throw it in the suggestion box also known as the trash can."
The crowd goes crazy as Kane walks out. "There is my other baby. How are you?" Kane comes out in the baby Halloween costume. "Oh Kane you look.......ha," Jon says laughing. "Dibs go give the baby kisses." Seth looks at me. "Come on dibs. Give him a kiss." He stands up and licks Kane.
"Now baby," Dean says to me,"I thought babies usually hit dogs because they don't know any better." I laugh. "That is so very true. But the dogs do fight back. Anyone want to see a fight happen?" The crowd screams. Dean, Moxley and I walk out the ring. "Ring the bell," I say.
The bell rings and the fight begins.
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The Lover Of Dean Ambrose
FanfictionJohnathan Good, also known as Dean Ambrose, has been dating Johannah Emily Janson for a while now. She is known as Little Mrs. Ambrose or Little Mrs. Lunatic. It is until one day, something happens between Dean and Johannah that can change their liv...