Ride The Lightning [NEW EDITION!] HH Harem x Lightning Demon Male Reader

Cyber-Insecurity.

(A/N: This ep takes place a month and a half before Spring Broken, but 2 weeks after Loo Loo Land. Also, huge thanks to my boi Hotoro_Nezukare for giving some ideas for the EP. Check his work out when you get the chance, cuz if you like me, you'll like him 10x more.)

[The episode opens up with you running down to I.M.P, your footsteps leaving little lightning indents since you were going at pretty high speeds, 250 mph to be exact. When you got close enough, you started running up the side of the building just to do some theatrics and show off to the crew.]

 [Throughout the entire thing, you had your earbuds in and you were blaring 'Plowed' by Sponge, serving as a bit of an intro theme, they were a grunge-esque  band you really liked and considered your 'work-tunes' besides your usual Lamb of God and Trivium.]

[The scene cuts from above and below you, seeing your parkour across Imp City, from ledge flings, to wall jumps, to backflips, you name it. You eventually made it to the I.M.P building and ran up the side to see where everyone was.]

[You, being a showoff, decided to slide down the side of the building while the crew were in the middle of a meeting. You could see Blitzo being his.. 'enthusiastic' self, Millie and Moxxie holding hands and listening intently, and Loona just texting a few friends. You decided to refrain from interrupting to see what the actual fuck was on this man's mind today.]

[The scene's audio then cuts to inside of the I.M.P headquarters where we hear what Blitzo is talking about so passionately.]

Blitzo: -Maybe if we save enough money to get some horses, we'll really start getting into the big leagues of this whole assassination business! [..Yup. Expect a lot more tangents like this.]

Moxxie: Sir, I don't mean to sound like a nagger or anything but.. how in the FUCK are horses going to help us get more customers? [She says, rubbing the side of her head in slight annoyance at Blitzo's stupidity.]

Blitzo: Well, if you'd let me EXPLAIN first, maybe I wouldnt've gone on this long of a tangent, Moxxie. [He says, biting back at Moxxie, a slight air of sass to his tone.]

Millie: Well, I gotta say I'm on board with that idea! More horses, more business! [She says with high enthusiasm, her eyes sparkling again.]

Blitzo: See! Millie gets it! [He says, looking over to Moxxie and pointing at Millie with his thumb. Before poking the tom of her head.] Maybe you should take a bit of inspiration from your girl, saggy-tits.

[Hearing that, you decided to knock on the window to catch Blitzo's attention. The moment his eye caught yours, you sent a shock that made him shake like a bottle of soda.]

Y/N: [Your voice was muffled from being outside the building.] Talk shit, get shocked. [You then cut a hole through the window using your claws, licked your palm, and took it out before hopping in.]

Loona: [She looked up from her phone, a small smile on her face. A tiny blush followed it.] Hey Thunder. [She fistbumped you, and you took your seat beside her.] What took ya so long?

Y/N: Long? It's only like... 8:45, I'm supposed to be here by like 9:00 right? [You say, tilting your head slightly.]

Loona: You're usually here by like... 8:15. Did something... keep you busy? [She says, a bit of strain on her voice, potentially thinking that something... or someONE, was taking up most of your time before you got here. Not too yandere-ish... yet.]