Chapter 9

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(Back at the palace, the lizard couple was practicing their singing)

Sally: 🎵Never gets old no matter how much I'm told

I'm amazin'

Mortimer: 🎵You're amazin'

Both: 🎵You gotta work hard (Uh-huh)

To make it look it easy

You gotta live fast

To keep makin' that money (Ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

Sally: 🎵Watch me work

Morgan: Your highness! He's here.

(The lizard couple sat back on their throne)

Mortimer: Nice.

(The bounty hunter then came in through the doors, He was in fact the Pied Piper from Disney's short film "The Pied Piper")

Sally: Ah, Pied Piper. How was your commute?

Pied Piper: Why very good.

Sally: Good.

Boris: (Scoffs) You call this guy a bounty hunter? What's he gonna do, flute those toons a lullaby?

(He and the other hunters chortled, while Sally gave a nod to the piper, who nodded back, and then he started playing a new song on the flute, and to the surprise of the hunters, Bori's arms began moving by themselves. Then he yelped as he started involuntarily breakdancing to the song, which is "Sure Shot" by the Beastie Boys, and the other hunters involuntarily got up and started dancing against their will as well, yelling in alarm)

Boris: OK, got it! Make it stop!

(Sally just laughed at this, enjoying it while Mortimer looked in worry. The dancing and song lasted for a bit, before the lizards got up)

Sally: (Waves her arms) All right, that's enough.

(With that, the hunter's dancing halted, ending with involuntary dancer poses as they panted, and the piper ended his tune)

Sally: Looks like it's time to pay the piper.

Mortimer: For real right?

Sally: Yes, for real. What do you take me for a fool?

(Back at the resistance camp, Generous had been put to kitchen duties by Miss Crazy. She was now wearing a hair net and a smock. Miss Crazy handed Generous a bowl of stew)

Little Miss Crazy: Here, now make sure they eat up! You can't end tyranny on an empty stomach! (Pushes Generous out) Go on! Go! Din-din!

(Generous begins serving the stew and the toons began to eat)

Clara: Come on, Thunder. One more time, please?

Thunder: All right, but this is the last time. (Dunks his face on the bowl then raised his head back up, closed his eyes and then shows his face having two pieces of cucumber and olives making it look like eyes, causing everyone to laugh except from Rose, Blair and Generous)

Thunder: I see you! (Wags his tongue) Ah la la la la! (Singing) These eyes have seen a lot of loves but they're never gonna see another one like I had with you

Delilah: That's quite a friend you've got there. I can see why you took him with you.

Rose: Though he has a disgusting type of humour.

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