Boop :3 I'm getting lazy to do Detailed titles :3
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Adrienne: Do you need anything from the store?
Chelse: Actually, yes. I have a list.
Adrienne, reading: Epsom salts, coconut oil, baking soda, cornstarch, lavender essential oils... citric acid...?
Chelse: I'm making homemade bath bombs.
Adrienne: Smokeless gunpowder?!
Chelse: I want to do it right!
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Chelse: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Chelse: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Gabriel: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Addie: So did their neck.
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Jacob: Why do you look like that?
Sophie, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Jacob: Like you're dead.
Sophie: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish.
Adrienne: Sophie accidentally called Addie "babe" in front of everyone today.
Sophie: *sobs into the floor*
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Ashton: You have Crayons?
Noah: Yes, I have—
Ashton: You're— how old are you?
Noah: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Addie: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Addie: Not you Sophie. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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Loralei: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Addie: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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Jacob: Chelse, when's your birthday?
Chelse: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Jacob: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Sophie: *fills up bottle and drinks from that*
Chelse: *brought 4 bottles of water so this wouldn't happen*
Gabriel: *drinks straight from the tap*
Addie: *dehydrates*
Olivia : *drinks from the puddle of water on the floor*
Ashton: *licks the tap, doesn't even need a drink*
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Loralei: Between Gabriel, Jacob, Olivia , and Ashton -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Adrienne: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Loralei: Gabriel?
Adrienne: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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~Friends~ A chaos book
RandomBasically me and my friends being chaotic. Most of these stuff don't happen in real life to me but ya.
