one day a boy named sand rash was born, when he was born he was crying, he has no siblings. and had 2 parents. he was born handsome he looked like handsome squidward on roids, he had the sharpest jawline in existance it could cut a tree in one go, he had beuateefull hair and a beeutefull nose. one day his parents forced him to go to school, he was the most handsome man in kindergarden. he rizzed up everyone (including the teachers), he was also very very smart he is like albern einstien, the next day he went to elmerentary because he was too smart for kindergarden. in elementary he was still the most handsome, sand rash rejected 20,349,566 girls (including the teachers). sand rash was mewing 26 hours a day, he looks like handsome squidward if he had a baby with albern eintsien. sand rash became famous in school his iconic quote was "fein" and "fein acho". he spend 294 days in elmernaantry school, and he went to universetiy because he was smarter than albern einstein, in university he learned the best way to hold hands and he did it to everyone it became muscle memory. the next day he got a test and left it empty, because he had immaculate rizz he got it all correct, he said "how is it correct". he also never brings a water bottle to school. one day because he never drinks water at school he suddenly said "the oxygen is not going to my brain" so he asked every one "can i have some money" and "can i have mizone". when he asked his best friend roah, roah kindly gave sandrash 200 thousand. sandrash said in response "roah is my best friend". sandrash went and bought 6 bottles of mizone and chugged it down in 2 seconds. he threw his bottle up and down while walking to his bike to go home.
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