sandrash came home from the hospital, he suddenly rushed to the toilet to poop. he took 8 hours pooping because of his diarrhea. he fell asleep in the toilet while still pooping, sandrash's mom broke the door open and saw sandrash sleeping on the toilet. sandrash's mom said "hi, hello" sounding like balloon boy from fnaf 2. sandrash woke up and asked his mom what she wanted from him, sandrash's mom said that sandrash needed to go to school. sandrash wore his pants and went to school on his bike, when sandrash arrived he was 2 days late, so he decided to go to the canteen and buy food and drinks. sandrash looked down to see his shoes untied, sandrash was too lazy to tie his shoes because it takes him around 64 days to tie his shoes. so he decided to ask a proffesianotal to teach him to tie his shoe in 2 seconds, the proffesitoanl taught him step by step. sandrash finally succeded tying his shoe in 2 seconds. sandrash said "you changed my life". sandrash decided to go to the gym to play basketball, he was disturbed by his friend, sandrash was pushed around while he was playing baskedball, sandrash finally had enough and he said "bro im serious right now" his friend didnt stop disturbing him and sandrash finally snapped. he pushed his friend and his friend answered with a quick jab sandrash dodged every punch like he was mike tyson, sandrash countered with strikes to the body and did a double leg on his friend. sandrash elbowed his friend until he couldnt speak, sandrash finished his friend with a kick to the groin, sandrash scored 3,845,792,348,248 times in a row. sandrash walked to his friend, sandrash's friend said something to sandrash, sandrash didnt hear anything and sandrash said "kayak kodok". on the way home sandrash di "telpon" by his friend sandrash declined the call and called with his girl instead, sandrash ended his girl and ended the call, he looked up and saw a truck coming right at him. sandrash then got hit and fell asleep. 😜😜😜😜😜
