humor (HASE) #8

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Hawk: granny?*enters Snow White's office*

Snowwhite: what?

Hawk: you gotta help...

Snowwhite: i gotta help? Well Hawk sit down tell me, what's the matter *drinks a cup of apple tea*

Hawk: well...*takes a deep breath* i'ev fallen in love

Snowwhite: Love? Don't you the latter?

Hawk: Well i though that i did but now it's doesn't matter, i made this...*hands her a necklace with a heart-shaped pendant carved from wood*

Snowwhite: this? *takes it and looks at it*

Hawk: this.

Snowwhite: And who'd fall for? *take a sip of the tea*

Hawk: Rose..

Snowwhite:Rose?

Hawk: Rose

Snowwhite: wait the granddaughter of Cinderella?

Hawk:yes...

Snowwhite: *spit the tea* oh jezz Hawk your're screwed!

Hawk: I KNOW I KNOW i'm screwed...

Snowwhite: Hawk, what did you do?

Hawk: please i'll take anything from you

Snowwhite: i'm not making any promise that *she takes a long and deep breath* i can't promise that but i can keep, i'll see what i can do... but Hawk i except better from you

Hawk: i know granny...

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Rose: mom I have a little problem...

Clara: What is it Rose ?

Rose: love problem...

Clara: honey what happened?

Rose: let's just say there's this boy i'd like to impress, but he's something and i'm nothing BUT if I were something and he was nothing i could talk to his or if he was nothing and  i was nothing I could talk to his! But his's something and i'm nothing so I can't just tak to his...

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*Hawk and Fala are talking about Rose*

Hawk:did you know... that she has six different smiles?

Fala: she has six smiles?

Hawk: yeah one...when something just flat out makes her laugh, and one when she's laughing out of politeness but there's one where she make plans one when she makes fun of herself, one when she is uncomfortable and the one i love the most is when she's talking abuot her friends...

Fala: aww that's so sweet lil brother! But you're are a simp...

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