My husband is leaving for work his name is david but most of my people call him daddy pig and i kissed him on the cheek, it is 10 pm he should be here by now, i here are car driving up the hill it is him my honey boo boo sugar bear he is back and he always comes back at seven not ten..... i am highly disapointed in david but it is ok. i can never stay mad at my david.
daddy pigs pov: so i have a new co worker her name is king candy... she is from a wacky arcade racing game called sugar rush..... i must not tell mummy pig i have been having a affair, she will be so sad and we have seven kids peppa, johnny, penny, jenny, freddy, bobby, and george she will take all of the piggies if we have a divorce when i tell her also i got king candies phone number, c4n3y but i must hide it from her or else she will be heart broken and maybe divorce me. also here are the little piggies the go in the same order how i told you there names
johnny might turn out being a k-pop star even now he isn't even korean or japenese
peppa also has a boy friend gerald. pedro is her ex boy friend.
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diary of a wimpy pig: the affair
ChickLitthis is the first book of the up coming wimpy pig series