On a dark star destroyer, too dang early to be legal...
Clang!
"Ow, you're stepping on my foot!" A voice grumbled angrily, pain and a slight hint of fear laced in his tone. "Could have been more careful..."
"Be quiet Inquisitor. I wouldn't have taken you with me if I'd have know you're scared of the dark."
"I-I'm not afraid! I'm merely..... Uh-"
"Let me guess, you're merely shaking and looking around because it's soooo bright?" Vader rebuked, stopping his brisk pace to glare at his companion.
The Inquisitor's knees, which were indeed shaking, stopped.
"That's what I thought. Now let's get the lights back on before Tarkin busts his spleen or something stupid like that."
"Can't I at least turn on my lightsaber?" The Inquisitor said, his hand twitching.
Vader sighed, his respirator thingamabob making it sound like "Ksssssshhhh!". "And you all wonder why I work alone...." He started to walk again, leaving the not frightened (all lies bruh.) Jedi hunter behind.
Not wanting to be left alone, the Inquisitor lit up his saber and ran over to Vader, who was already thirty feet away. They both stayed like this, not talking, the only sound coming from the crimson blade of the lightsaber.
But Vader, not wanting to let this opportunity to scare the crud out of the other, decided to pipe up.
"You know," He started, not looking at the Inquisitor. "I heard that someone died down here." The sith glanced over to the other to judge his reaction. Looking down, he saw that the thin fingers on the saber were clenched tighter.
"R-really? But don't many people die down here as a result of their... Idiocy, m-master?"
Vader snorted. "That's only what they want you to think."
The Inquisitor tried to keep the fear out of his voice. "What do you mean by 't-they'?"
Of course, the sith decided to completely ignore him. "Anyway, it has been said that if you go down to the engine room of a star destroyer while the lights are out, terrible things shall happen." His voice took on an eery tone at the end which cause the Inquisitor to shiver.
"W-what terrible things h-happen?"
"First, you'll hear a loud, raspy noise." Vader blew air loudly through his respirator, slowly starting to stalk away into the shadows. "Then your skin will start to crawl and you will feel like something is off..."
A little applied pressure of the Force on his back sent the Jedi hunter scrambling back.
"And finally," Vader's voice went all dark and echoey. "You will hear a loud, bloodcurdling shriek...."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The Inquisitor ran for his life, not caring if he ran into anything. He would do anything just to get that scream out from his head.
"I AM SO OUT OF HERE!!!"
Once he was out of the room, Vader snickered and switched on the lights with a flick of his wrist. "My work here is done."
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Aboard the Star Destroyer
HumorSure, the rebels may have some weird shiz going on in their lives and junk but have you ever stopped to wonder what happens with the Imperials? From wacky adventures to strange pranks, you never know what could happen aboard the star destroyer...