JJK, but the vessel is a girl

[ 1 ] Sukuna's Misfortune

[Author's Note!]

Yall I don't even know how to properly tell a story or make one even if I'm following the same as JJK's story line. Please bear with me and try to read this.! Anyways enjoy ig...!

Sukuna was a feared curse, many jujutsu sorcerers tried getting rid of him. They all died before they could even land a strike on him. Through before his death, he separated his power into his twenty fingers to become a curse. It infuriated him. Just how long would he have to wait for a proper vessel? What human would even somehow manage to have enough power to be his vessel? They were nothing but weaklings, they could never get rid of him completely anyways, so he'd wait to do as he wished

So how in the actual HELL was this even happening?!?!? He was reincarnated as he expected, yet his vessel was just some teenager! Not even a boy, but a girl! How or why she managed to consume his finger was beyond him.

This teenager never even did anything! She refused to switch with him and complained about how he didn't know some 'tv show'. He was the damn King of Curses!!!! He didn't care about some moving illustrations of what looked like horses! His vessel argued with him about the fact he called the show idiotic and boring. Because of his statement, his vessel purposely watched the entire show, as much as she even could. It annoyed him to no end! It was so stupid! So frustrating to deal with!

How dare this human, a woman no less, treat him like a mere child! Bossing him around and scolding him whenever he did something that had upset her! It was so annoying, so stupid, so futile.

This human girl, he didn't even bother to use her name and often referred her as 'brat'. In his opinion she very well was a brat in the time he's known her, which hasn't even been that long! Sukuna was baffled by the girl, what made him even more confused and irritated was that the jujutsu sorcerers hadn't even come to fetch her yet! Did they even know of her existence? Literally what happened!???

"What you wanna rewatch the show again, old man?"

Haru asked, getting some sort of satisfaction as she heard Sukuna complain time and time again about the logic of the show, My Little Pony. The girl never spared him of it, making it seem as if it were some torture tactic that the great King of Curses was not familiar with.

"You brat, stop this at once! This 'show' of yours makes no sense! Colorful horses having wings and shit?! Why are they even talking? It's completely foolish and ridiculous! Defeating powerful foes with such a thing as 'the power of friendship'? What idiocy is this?! It's unheard of!"

Sukuna complained and shouted in the mind of Haru, completely annoyed of the girl. He would rather be sealed again for another thousand years and hopefully have a better vessel than this one! This damned woman drove him insane!!! He should be the one to do so, not this teenager!

Haru didn't even care how much she drove him to the edge! This was blasphemy! Outrageous! Stupid?! Why did his vessel have to be this woman???? Why couldn't he have some powerful teenaged boy instead?! He'd much rather have to hear the boy go on about his girl problems than this whole thing!

The girl merely smiled in accomplishment as she laid down fully on her bed, she turned and lied on her stomach as she reached for her phone. Sukuna groaned in annoyance, wanting to crush the device Haru held in her hands. He lied around in the girl's mind, annoyed and extremely bored. This girl never did anything interesting! The most entertainment he's ever gotten was some other show with some character named 'Hello Kitty'. He liked feline-like character.

JJK Facts!

(This'll just be little information thingys that align with the story idk like the demon slayer teisho rumors bit. DONT JUDGE ME.)

> this was supposed to be made as a joke after I saw a pin saying "JJK AU, everything's the same but Sukuna's vessel is just some teenage girl and he's forced to watch as she enjoys mlp, something, and girlblog."

> I lost motivation and didn't know what to write for the rest of the part, sorry :/

> Sukuna really hates having to watch MLP and actually tries to ignore it but Haru never allows him to. She always talks nonstop about it just to piss him off.

> Haru ate the finger because it "looked like a finger shaped weird chocolate." when it was unwrapped. (IDK DONT ASK ME I TRIED MAN :///

Pelasepelapslspalpslspalspspapsp don't hate me for this I literally got bored and I'm pretty sure I'm not even gonna continue this yall. If I do I'd most likely write throughout the week and publish these on the weekends (if I manage to even remember to do it).

Bye yall.