Genius versus madman

The Genius Against the Madman

A genie found a madman sleeping under a tamarind tree. He woke him up with a strong intention of scaring him: under the pretext that the madman was bothering him with his intestinal scent that he exhaled day after day to his tree, his place of habitat.
To confess his discontent, the spirit came to the madman, becoming a big man, all red, and said to him:

Get lost !

The madman looked at him, blowing an air of disinterest:
"Nice color, man, red! But I don't want to go to the bar; I had decided to cross alcohol off my list of stimulants. Ok little red man."

The demon took three steps back, exclaimed:
You dare call me a little man, red!

Transforming immediately afterwards into a dragon, telling him:
Leave this caesalpiniaceous before I make you cooked, with my dragon fire!

The fool replied:
"Magnificent dragon! I had always dreamed of being cooked by a monster! Besides, it seems, when their fire touches a lunatic, the dragon will be reduced to an ant."

The genie replied:
Oh really!

The fool replied:
It's just stories, try it to see.

The genie abandoned this idea then transformed into a very beautiful girl, while telling the fool:
Follow me!

The fool replied:
Go without me!

The genie in the skin of the young girl said to him:
But, why don't you want to come with me? I am a very beautiful girl, a real virgin, ready to do anything to satisfy you.

The fool replied with a light tone linked to a disinterested air:
Yes, I know!  You are very beautiful like a Star. But, I already have thirty-nine children; I have known sixty-five different sexes and the last one I had to taste made me crazy because it smelled of vanilla. So, go ahead, have fun; I need a rest: "sex on leave".

The genie began to get fed up with him and his eloquence. He then showed him his real appearance - very strange - saying to him with a severe and heavy tone of base:
Escape immediately from my tree, you dirty fool, before I reduce you to a toad!

The madman answered him:
I have committed two hundred and twenty murders; I was a hired killer; I had raped thirty women, all of them got pregnant.
So, one day, I had asked a wise man: how can I redeem myself in order to be forgiven by "god"?
He had answered me: let yourself be killed or transformed into a toad, "god" will forgive you, and your murderer will have all your victims under his sentence in return. So go ahead ! you ugly and strange man"
With a moderate tone, he continued:

"Ease my conscience."

The genie, said to him:
I will therefore call the police, if you do not free my tamarind tree!

The madman, laughed heartily: ha, ha, haha, ha, haaaaaa!

Answered him:
I doubt very much that she wants to answer you about me.

The genie, asked him:
But why?

The madman, replied:
"They had asked me in part: to be an accomplished madman to be able to definitively distance themselves from their life and free the prison. Because they were all fed up, with me, with my murders within the prison itself.  »

The genie said to him:
Oh really!

The madman replied:
"I was a bad outcast, scorned by society and its administrative institutions. So, I am a madman on vacation, looking for peace and quiet."

The genie looked at him closely with a contemptuous air, and asked him:
Why aren't you afraid of anything, huh?
I am the greatest genius of my race: all men are afraid of me, except you!
Why?

The madman replied:
Madmen are also geniuses!

The genie nodded and pronounced a very light agreement. He thus transformed himself into a much cleaner madman than the madman in question. He thus moderated his language, adopting a brotherly attitude, and said to the madman:
So, brother, you really disturb me sometimes, won't you please change dormitories? Please!

The madman answered him immediately with a very distressing air:
"You should have said it early, brother; nowadays, I do not want to cause harm or harm to anyone because politeness is worth gold and respect seduces me, Forgive me this mistake, brother."
And he left.

The end...

        
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