Okay, a lot of stuff happened today. I don't even want to mention some of the stuff that happened, it's so weird. But I have to. So, we wake up, and hop in the whirlybird. Freddy comes too. Why not? We get to the witches castle,and this little vulture thing comes up to us, and starts flirting with the whirlybird. This is the part I didn't want to describe. He pulls out all the bird pickup lines. He lets us in. I think he was going to do something unthinkable with us. We get out of the whirlybird, thank god, (Mature author's note: WHAT THE FUCK, LUMPY???) but Witchiepoo, the witch, locks us in the dungeon! And I break down, I want to go home, I miss my dad, this place is too weird, let me out. We find Judy, who makes herself known by singing. She sees me as a ball of sadness, and tells us that we have to go on the Magic Path for me to go home. We escape by Judy and Freddy singing so high that it breaks the bars. The winds stall Witchiepoo while we try to get to the Magic Path. The winds talk. THE WINDS TALK. THE WINDS TALK! So, we get to the Magic Path, and right as I'm about to go on it, Witchiepoo makes the path disappear .What. The. Heck. We escape, and I make my bed into the cave of sadness. And then I write this. Does anyone have a box kite?
Jimmy
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The Jimmy Diaries
FanfictionI wrote this when I was 12. Ignore the bad spelling or else you're a hater. I was busy being bullied at the time to care about such meaningless things such as basic grammar. My somewhat crazy life had just barely begun then, and little did she know...
