Random shit I thought about

JOE

One day Joseph was at the dollar shop buying crud. He then ate multiple tacos at the taco shop but the thing was he didn't pay for them so when he walked out the manager called the cia to deal with you but instead of the cia all might landed out of the sky "fear not! For I am here! YOU SHALL BE PUNSIHED VILLIAN FOR ROBBERY" he then got out a M16 and tried to blast Joe's head off, but Joe used his superhuman strength to eat the bullets. Then Joe transformed into the doom slayer and threw all might into Uranus's orbit after that he transformed back into Joe and still he didn't pay for the tacos so the mana gear of the store armed his employees with grenade launchers and they started launching nukes at Joe but Joe just sidestepped them because of how strong he was, the store employees seeing that their nukes didn't work each got out there own machine guns but Joe ran up to them, snatched up the machine guns and crushed them using his hand then he turned into doctor doom and used his power to uppercut all of the store people at the same time this time sending them into the mcu where they crashed through starks tower and got their heads blasted off by JARVIS, but you see Joe's punch didn't only effect the store people it also effected the entire taco shop sending it flying straight into Galactis's mouth subsequently exploding him into pieces. After that Joe walked out of the area where the shop used to be carrying gwenpools micro SMGs, using them to kill everyone in sight, stark, iron man, hulk, Mewtwo, young Sheldon they all stood no chance then Tacobananaspermicecreampamdafishbiscuitmegaultron man came up to Joe and said " Joe that is enough to back to where you came from, then he slapped Joe but it had no effect, Tacobananaspermicecreampamdafishbiscuitmegaultron man was surprised, but then Joe put on Leshy's voice and said " my turn." He then slapped Tacobananaspermicecreampamdafishbiscuitmegaultron man on the face, hard this cause his head to explode into game theory juice. Joe then walked away. Once he got home he went down to his basement to do some stuff, while he was doing his stuff Saitama and scp 1 the scarlet king where fighting upstairs in joes mansion the scarlet king was just about to win but saitama punched him in the balls so hard that he dropped to his knees giving saitama the perfect chance to strike him between his balls again causing the scarlet king to roar in pain before disappearing, leaving only his shade behind, saitama received a hefty amount of geo for defeating the scarlet king which character subsequently stole from him when he was asleep Character used this money to buy one of san's blasters from him, after that she sneaked down into the basement and tried to blast Joe but turns out Joe was stuffing dead children into anamatronics in a bunny suit and was caught in the act so quickly he teleported out, grabbed a random guy named William Afton and stuffed him in the suit instead but since William didn't know how the suit worked the spring locks failed and he died character upon seeing the bunny man blasted him with sans blaster. And where was Joe you ask? Find out in the next episode of............ random shit I wrote down!