Brallon One Shots

D Weekes is Sick

“Bwendon!" Dallon called his lover.

“what do you want pencil dick?" He asked Dallon.

Dallon had been sick all day and making Brendon do his shit. He was so done with Dallon.

“ can you please make me some more soup?" He asked.

“fine Weekes" Brendon replied going to the kitchen. He opened the cupboard and a note fell out.
Brendon,
    I know this irritates you, but you're my boo.
I don't mean to Make your emotions shuffle, I just really want to cuddle. So find your gay Mormon husband, and give me some homo lovin' ;)

Brendon was actually amused by this. He decided to play a long. He went to their bedroom to find another note.

  Beebo,
     Like someone I know once said, my milk fic brings all the girls to the net. So to show you all my love look for me.by the tub.

Brendon was mentally screaming. He just wanted a cute fluffy fan fiction but no Dallon had to be funny. Damn that tall homo.

He walked to the bathroom and smelled candles. And a bubble bath.

“awe " Brendon squealed. He went to the closet to go get a towel when another note fell out.

"GOD DAMN IT WEEKES!" he yelled.

Bden
  Your journey is not over yet, for there is one thing that you will not yet get. Go to the place for out very first gig, for what you'll find will be sick!

Brendon sighed. Then smiled. He put on his coat and grabbed his keys.

"Damn Dallon how'd you even do all this Jesus you were in bed all day I was taking care of your lazy ass"he laughed.

He went into the arena and found a chair. Brendon walked over to the chair. Around it were blunts and skittles. On The chair was a note and an iPad.

Brendon,
  I love you a lot. More than anything in the world. Please watch the video.
-Dallon

Brendon was flipping his shit and took one of the blunts and hit it. He played the video.

“Brendon we've been together for so long. I love you a lot but I can't be your boyfriend anymore. "

Brendon's heart dropped. The video stopped.

“what a dick move " Brendon said putting the blunts and skittles into his pockets.

“ Brendon, I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore because" a voice was on the speakers it was Dallon's. Dallon became more visible. He had a microphone in his hand.

“because" he continued “ I want to be your husband"

Brendon dropped his weed cigarette. He was shocked and didn't move. Dallon made his way to the stage were Brendon was at.

“Brendon Boyd Urie, will you do me the privilege of being my gay Mormon husband and marry me?" Dallon got on his knee and pulled out a red velvet case. He opened the case and inside was a gold ring. He put the microphone on the ground.

Brendon jumped on Dallon and kissed him.

“YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES MOTHER FUCKER YES I LOVE YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU MADE ME THINK YOU WERE BREAKING UP WITH YOU I LOVE YOUR STUPID FACE!"

Dallon put the ring on Brendon's finger and kissed him.

"I love you too Brendon "
*police sirens*
*awes from fangirls*
*Ryan Ross crying in the distance *
*Gavin screaming *