Naruto; The Assistant

I'm the assistant.

**NOTE! this is just a rough draft of what I have so far! hope you enjoy!

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Having been in this new world for years, you'd think with all the fighting that maybe someone has to step in or something, right? Typically, it is the person from an otherworld or a reborn person, at least in the stories. Now, here's the thing: I didn't want to do that. However, I knew it would happen at one point or more. I am currently in Naruto and Ninja (and aliens, cyborgs, ghosts, and gods) are a thing here. So, it was bound to happen soon, given how this world has gone and will go.

The first thing I did in this new world, in my new body, was unlock my chakra and master it - along with any bloodline limits I have here. Here's the thing: I had the same amount of chakra as Kurama does at full strength once he was merged with his yin counterpart and Narutos in the fourth war. So I am a heavy hitter in that department, and mastering said Chakra... controlling it was and IS a bitch to do. I was five then - so it grew with me as I worked out and got older. I may have been a slow cookie regarding people, but I'm not dumb to danger. To protect myself, I mastered my chakra and the control/molding and collecting of chakra, all with the help of personalized seals with 20 levels of a power out-put age and several hidden ones to collect. 20 is even lower than the average civilian level of power, and Zero is the highest. I call it my "Restraint Levels" for a reason. The hidden Collecting Seals was nothing to overlook, nor learning them, though I could empower many people or for emergencies.

As for my bloodline limit, well, a tamer, less bloody(if I so choose) version of Alucard from Hellsing, so as the fan I am, I will be myself and channel my inner Alucard from the Abridged version of Hellsing. Long moon-light walks and all, hee hee hee hee! I could even collect 'copies'(very much genuine; I can use them as a substitute body if needed or sell off and regrow body parts and so on) of a person and their chakra/bloodline limits, so use them as I see fit. Though I myself didn't feel ok with eating or 'collecting' innocent people, so Bad/Evil/Neglective/Abusive people it is. With all the Evil missing-nin and the corrupt organizations going on, I had endless supplies. And blood was not 100% needed, so it was great for me!

Once I hit the bare minimum of traveling age, I set out to do just that, perks of being an orphan(I don't think of those whiny bitches who birthed me as parents) and in a small rural village - not that any of them found out. My schooling was done and completed; I quickly set off, taking everything I had and my money with me before my "Parents" could sell me off to a rich snob - met said rich snob, not even worth remembering their name. Though with the number of illegal things and evils, I know they committed, I can safely say they are on the list of KILL on best opportunity. That very opportunity came weeks later, and boy did I get a feast and a good chunk of the money and land left behind - most of that I donated and sold off.

Then, when my persona was more well-known, I started doing various commissions. Sometimes, I also get volunteers who are very sick, and wish to end their suffering. When I didn't sit right with me I still ate them, but I mostly "ate" them, only to completely heal them in my "stomach," then spit them out. They all promise to keep quiet about that part; it's not fun for all parties involved. Gag reflex is a bitch to deal with, and the 'coming out' as they call it is just as bad. The others that I ate were the worst of the worst, so no regrets in keeping and tormenting them.

I then furthered my masterary of seals, so I could and will add some extra seals later on to help stabilize me. They became part of the contract seals I would later use for my employment contracts. Being the kind of person I am, I have weird needs now but there are many ways for them to be fulfilled anyways. I can still eat food if you're wondering.