All I want is you (Billdip)

Chapter 3

~ Dipper's POV ~
"I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir. My men have examined the evidence, and this is obviously an accident." Police said. I slapped Mabel's hand when she tried to grab my popcorn to eat as we watch.

"Accident, constable? or is it... Murder?!" It translated his quacks. "What?" Police said. "Duck-tective will return after these message." The announcer said. Mabel drops her needles and puts her hands on her cheeks very shock.

"That duck is a genius." Mabel said surprised. "It's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground." I said crossing my arms. "Are you saying you can outwit Duck-tective?" She asked me while squinting her eyes seriously.

"Mabel, I have very keen powers of observa-tion. For example, just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating..." I sniffed. "...an entire tube of toothpaste?" I questioned. "It was so sparkly." Mabel said sulking sadly.

"Hey, dudes!" Soos said coming into view. "You'll never guess what I found!" Soos shouts happily. "Buried treasure!" I shouted with my arms in the air. "Buried-- Hey, I was going to say that!" Mabel shouted happily as I look soft.

Mabel hit me gently while I smile. "So I was cleaning up when I found this secret door hidden behind the wallpaper. It's crazy-bonker creepy." Soos said and pushes the door slowly for us to see inside. The door squeaks open.

"Whoa! It's a secret wax museum." I said shine the light on the wax people. "They're so life-like." Mabel said touching one. "Except for that one." I shined the light at Stan without knowing it was him. "Hello!" Stan shouted happily at us.

We all screamed. Stan chuckles, "It's just me your Grunkle Stan!" Stan shouted and we screamed louder as I dropped the flashlight to the floor and ran away. "Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum." Stan said smiling happily.

"It was one of our most popular attractions... before I forgot all about it. I got 'em all! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes, some kind of, I don't know, goblin man." Stan said really confused. I shuddered with a lot of disgust.

"Is anyone else getting the creeps here?" I ask as I look away. "And now, for my most personal favorite, Wax Abraham Lincoln, right over-- Oh! Oh no! Come on! Who left the blinds open!" Stan said while staring at all of the wax figures.

"Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction! How do you fix a wax figure?" Stan asked and Mabel walks to Stan with a smile on her face. "Cheer up, Grunkle Stan. Where's that smile?" Mabel said soft. "Meh." Stan said.

"Beep, bop, boop." Mabel said happily as she pokes Stan's face. "Ow." Stan said and got up very slowly. "Don't worry, Grunkle Stan." Mabel said. "I'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax." Mabel said smiling very happily.

"You really think you could make one of these puppies?" Stan asked Mabel. "Grunkle Stan, I'm an arts and crafts master." Mabel said very happily."Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?" Mabel asked him.

"Ugh! Ugh!" Mabel grunts to get the glue gun off her sweater. "I like your gumption, kid." Stan said. "I don't know what the word means but thank you." Mabel said smiling. I start to walk away to get a soda in the fridge in the kitchen.

When I walked back Mabel jumps in front of me and I started to choke. She started to show me her arts and we saw Stan doing a pose. She talked to herself. Stan started to do a re-grand opening of the wax museum to citizens.

People started to get angry as they didn't get their free pizza. There has been a problem and we started to investigate who cut off our Wax Stan's head as we both sat down in our seats as we watch Stan say his goodbye to his wax.