Mikey Way's secret and Bosephus the unicorn

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by mar-tic-tac5506

by mar-tic-tac5506

4 people by the names of Gerard, Frank, Ray and Mikey were sitting around a table discussing matters. "Hey do you think unicorns are real?" Gerard asked wonder filling his eyes. Mikey stiffened. No one knows Mikey's secret, not even his brother. "I dunno man, I recon if there is the government would find them and take them for scientific research" said Frank, one of Gerard's closest friends.

Mikey looked around trying not to look suspicious. "It'd be cool if there were unicorns, like imagine if they could turn into humans. Oh My God, could you imagine that Mikey?" Ray said looking at Mikey. Mikey laughed nervously. Shit he thought.
"Ha don't be silly Ray, in no situation would that happen" Mikey said with a nervous laugh. Frank eyed him oddly.

"Uhh, I uh, gotta go pee" said Mikey as he ran off. He went to the bathroom and opened the window. "Now or never" he said to himself and jumped out. He got on all fours and galloped into the woods. Little did he know Gerard was eyeing him suspiciously from the window. Mikey kept galloping until he reached the big rock.

He tapped a pattern on the Rock and it opened a giant purple swirling portal. He stepped inside not thinking twice. It was a mixture of swirls and colour on his way to Unicorse but he had to tell their leader that his friends are onto something. Once he arrived he galloped to the meadow. Once he got there he saw a panel and typed the his special code words: Kobra Kid.

Once he pressed enter the transformation had begun. It started with the horn and then gradually ears, legs, hoofs and a tail. Once in his Unicorn form he galloped along, his hair flowing in the wind, to see Bosephus, the Unicorn Lord. Mikey got to the sparkly, gem incrusted door and tapped a pattern with his horn. The door opened and he galloped majestically into the building.

He galloped to a door and it opened majestically. He galloped in in panic. "Master Bosephus, it's the humans there getting on our track" Mikey said bowing to Bosephus.
Bosephus looked at Mikey. He explained to Mikey what to do. Mikey was surprised.
"But I can't! There must be some other way!" He protested in shock. Bosephus shook his head. "I'm afraid not young Mikey, it's what has to be done" Bosephus said. Mikey galloped out of the building.

He galloped back to the portal and made sure to turn back. Instantly his legs, hooves, ears, tail and general body turned back to normal. He ran through the Forrest back to his home. "Mikey where were y-" Frank said but stops staring at Mikey. Mikey looks around nervously. "W-what is that Mikey?" Frank asked shakily pointing to his head. Mikey felt his head. Oh shit he thought.

All three boys stare at his horn in disbelief. Mikey remembers what Bosephus said and knows it has to be done. He runs up to Frank and stabbed him with his horn. Frank died. Gerard screamed and Ray sat there in shock. Mikey also stabbed Ray. That was the end of Princess FroFro. "I'm sorry Gerard" Mikey said running toward the still screaming Gerard. He stabbed him but Gerard was still screaming.

Mikey looks at him confusingly and then Gerard looks down at his stomach. "oh I forgot" Gerard said laughing. Mikey looks at him confusingly.
"Oh I'm a vampire" Gerard says extending his teeth. Oh that explains a lot Mikey thought. He looks over at Frank and turns out he's not dead either. "Same here" Frank said doing exactly what Gerard did.

Mikey bursted with joy. "What about Ray, what's he?" Mikey asked excitedly. Gerard and Frank exchanged glances. "Uhh, no, he was just human so he's actually dead"
"Oh" Mikey said. "Well then, Follow me" Mikey said ushering Frank and Gerard out the door. They followed him and Mikey magically turned into a unicorn and spawned a magical unicorn.

Gerard and Frank climbed on his back and they rode all the way to Australia on the rainbow.

THE END
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Wtf did I just write? I dunno but I hoped you liked it. This is my first book made just for laughs but the first chapter probably wasn't very good :(
Hope someone out there liked btw there will be series' of different weird band related short stories so BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.