One day, the pickle was walking around the blue kingdom of whipped cream. It was there he fell in love with the prettiest, most beautiful cucmber ever. There were problems though. Pickle and cucumber love was forbidden. All because king bellpeper said, "Pickle is so HAIRY" Princess Cucumber cried her self to sleep. "He's my true love!" She cried to the King bellpepper one sunny afternoon. Only to her it was dark gray, and gloomy. So, one night she snuck out of the castle to see the hairy pickle.
"Oh pickle!" Cucumber said through the darkness. No answer. "My precious yummy pickle!" No answer. She barged into his jar, only to emptyness. There was a note that said,
"Dearest Cucumber,
I love forever and always. But never will we be able to see eachother again. So I have found a new mate. She is a banana. Her name is yellow. She gorgeous. So are you. I love you always. Don't forget.
Love, Hairy Pickle."
She read the note atleast five times. "SCREW YOU DUMB UGLY DISGUSTING HAIRY PICKLE!" She yelled. She sighed and went back home.
But the king knew that she was gone...she tried to sneak in and act like a ninja. But she failed epically. She knocked over a glass pot and it shattered. the king was sitting in his soft chair and said to the cucmber, "You snuck out to see slimey pickle juice or what ever that thing is named. But he left to be put in jars at wallmart. I now allow you to love him and see him." The king said smirking.
She screamed at him, "He left for a stupid big banana!! He doesn't want me and I don't want that dumb slimy thing anymore!! He's disgusting!!" The king looked satisfied and sent the cucmber princess to her room and cry.
A few years later, Cucumber fell in love with a tomato. The king approved and they married and had babies of blueberryies and watermelon, and celery. Three years later she died a very very painful death giving birth to a pickle.
The End.
A/N
So me and my friend Dani wrote this awesome story laughing at the hairy pickle. im just like 'lol your so dirty minded!' but it was funny. follow her on wattpad and read her story! DaniWuvsHarry and her story is A Strange Life.
WE AWESOME CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
