Cucumber Stories

my mind don't shut up...

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️PLEASE NOTE!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Larry and Bob are aged up in this story, it shows their life after veggie tales approximately 20 years later, where they are gay lovers. We do not condone illegal behaviour in our stories, except sometimes murder of little babies. If you want more information, please do not contact us. The last episode of veggietales was twenty years ago, now Bob and Larry get on with their own lives. They meet again at a pub, and remember the memories they shared together. Now they want to make more memories together. Please also note that I have never watched an episode of veggie tales in my life

Abby Peterson feels like her life is average..and completely messed up. Her mom is about to get married (she's just now finding out), she's getting a new stepdad and stepbrother (who's a complete perv and a creepy dork), and her best friend keeps trying to set her up with people who just DON"T WORK OUT. Oh, and her dog keeps pissing in her bed. But what she's really worried about is..duh, who's she going to prom with?? If she can even make it!

Based off of a short comic strip. disclaimer: I do not own any images or characters, all belong to their rightful owners.

merry xmas

Remember his name is not billy bob joe. It's billy (20 sec pause) bob joe

ritsu became a magical girl. He dosent know if he regrets it. He knows he might die any time. its because of the wish, the stupid wish... might change the description lolsies

i have no shame for bringing this monstrosity into the world. no. shame. this is going on A03.

Gabrielle is a perfectly normal, happy, maybe even a bit popular teenage girl, until the event comes that changes her life. A pastel blue elephant joins Gabrielle in her adventures through college. A pastel elephant that used to be her imaginary friend but is now real. The same pastel elephant that used to help her through hard times when she was younger. And sure, Brie was grateful to Mirabelle, but is she willing to help Mirabelle just like Mirabelle helped her? Mirabelle helped Brie through some hard times, back when it Gabby was in Kindergarten. Helped her find friends, helped her learn more, and even became her friend. But when Mirabelle goes to Gabrielle for help after a terrifying threat against her species, the Elmo Elephants are losing their only edible food for their special species, she needs help from humans to restore missing cucumber seeds. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this book written by an amateur writer named Sunny! Cover by @_miss_idealist_ #SAVETHEELEPHANTS #stopclimatechange #yayforelephants #imaginaryfriendsaren'tcrazy #Stopbullying

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You can use this a blackmail if you want. I wrote this when I was 9. This isn't fanfiction lmao.

I only write good poetry when I'm falling in love, or falling apart.

This is a timeline of the events of season 1 of the Oddland Chronicles. I thought it might be helpful, especially since there is some overlap between episodes. I also tried to fill in a few things that might be considered plot holes. (note: I set the main events of the first episode to start around the time I started writing these, and then based everything else off of that) SPOILER ALERT: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR EPISODES 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, AND 1.5 OF THE ODDLAND CHRONICLES (that should seem obvious, but I just really don't want you to spoil these stories for yourselves)

this book is me venting when im abput to cry and ill Cr LMAOAOAOAOAO tgere is literally ni thing such a grammarr sinve I'm shaking 😍‼️🤟🤪