Cucumber Stories

Grip

Bout to shove it in me

Cucumbers.

good story (i swear this is a joke♡ can be /srs if u mw la)

A story on how to correctly have sex

a true stroy, writting by me. thanks for the memories. -falloutboy 2011, june 72nd. dont like dont read. i use pronouns, bread/breed fuck the haters. (literally.) Fridge...

Geoff ate Otto's nipple cucumbers during the gloom boys shoot and here's what happened next.......... just a little something the incredible @chanwooswhore_ and I wrote...

شاهزاده الفی ک ب علت بیماریش بیش از حد ب شوالیش وابسته شده چی میشه اگه اونا فاصله رو از بین ببرن و مثل دوتا عاشق و معشوق با هم رفتار کنن؟ چیزی ک از بچگی حتی فکرشم نمیکرد...

Abby Peterson feels like her life is average..and completely messed up. Her mom is about to get married (she's just now finding out), she's getting a new stepdad and ste...

The story follows the adventures of three friends, Poe, Ranpo, and Mushitarou, who live together in Poe's mansion. Mushitarou, originally a cucumber, is turned into a hu...

Spoilers for Undertale and Cucumber quest until book 4 I won't have Quakemaster, Rosemaster, or Mistmaster in this fic because Cucumber never collected their disaster st...

"Hi im Skylar and your a boy, a hot boy, who has suitcases, and is at my front door.. anywhoooo i've got to go save Narnia from a banana attack and get my cucumber...

Who are you? All of my personality vegetables are based off of the show 'Veggietales'. This personality test is not supposed to be offensive in any way, so if you are of...

Fruits and vegetables fall in love with eachother.

Everyone is against their relationship, Jesus' family don't think it's right to fall in love with a cucumber, but jesus can't help it. What they have is real. Can they...

he shat out a fridge and then did the 👉👌

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Bob is a turtle...a very nice turtle