After the #lovely day with kay hanley and taylor swift, MINORI was on her IPHONE 15 (as always gurl you slay) and she got a DM from someone called "Rishi Sunak"
"...Who is Rishi Sunak?" she thought, so she went to his profile and sees "PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM"
"Wow! I can't believe the prime minister messaged me, I have to respond immediately!"
the message from Rishi Sunak read:
"Hello, Minori.
I have noticed that you may not be fit to be a UK citizen, as our sensors have detected that you are one of those "lesbians". If this is not true, please correct me, but there is a lot of evidence that points to it being, in fact, true. If this is true, please meet me at London (idk where he lives and idc🔥🔥🔥) as soon as possible, or else you may have some visitors waiting at your door!"
Oh no....
The next morning, Minori went to London and then she saw Rishi Sunak. "So, it is true?" he said
minori: "yes... its true.."
rishi sunak: "GET HER!!!"
minori: "nuh uh"
rishi: "erm."
EPIC FIGHT SCENE!!!! she punched him and because he is an old and crusty prime minister he died immediately lol rip bozo
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENES NEXT IN CHAPTER 4
