funniest of the funni fiery x nugget fanfiction (cover by me 🔥)

barf bag is edging yeah

(ok just a thing they're like semi humanized so like skibidi yes dop dop)

[THIRD PERSON POV]

It was a sunny afternoon, Fiery sat on his couch, lazily flipping through his phone. His glowing, flaming body illuminating the spots around him. Actually lighting up the entire room matter of fact..(don't ask how the phone isn't on fire)

"honestly im bored, i guess i can like go for a stroll in that nearby park.. Get some fresh air? yeah, sounds good." Fiery thought, before groggily sitting himself up. Hopping out of the couch.

Fiery took a water bottle, his headphones and a little snack with him chucking all the items into his bag before making his way to the door.

He twists open the doorknob, sliding on his pink princess shoes. His body generating a glowing aura of orange, yellow and a little red around him.

But that isn't usually normal so he used his skibidi magical girl powers to hide it (les just say he can manipulate fire or something bc i said so) so people wouldn't judge him or question him. Or if they got too close... you know, burn themselves.

Fiery then made his way over to his car, tugging on the handle thing to open the door before hopping right in. Letting out a sigh (dont ask why) before starting up the engine, taking off to the park.

The ride wasn't very long, it only took 3-5 minutes or so. He hopped out of his car, entering the slightly worn down, metal gates leading to the park.

The moment Fiery stepped in he was greeted with a lush, green garden thingy idfk what the sigma.

He began walking.

Step, step, step, step, step.

Fiery looked around, taking in all the scenery. Honestly there isn't much, just the big blue sky.. Looming over all the greenery and the flowers.

Step, step, step, step, step-

Fiery suddenly stopped, stretching his arms out before letting out a sigh.

"im thirsty." Fiery muttered, stopping for a minute before his alzheimers ass had remembered that he bought a water bottle with him.

He removed the bags straps from his shoulders and slipped out his water bottle from that little sack thing that bags have at the side idk what they called.

The lid pops open, a straw springs out of the water-filled cylindrical prism. Allowing him to consume it, absorbing it with his intestines and circulating it throughout the body in the form of body fluids.

Though, just as he was about to even get any water in....

CRASH!

"AHH FUCK-" fiery cursed, the water splashing all over him. Soaking through his shirt and giving a cold, uncomfortable sensation on his skin as a result. He groans.

"OMG IM SO SORRY ARE YOU OK??" the other person screamed, their eyes filled with concern.

"here let me help you up.. and sorry for spilling your drink too.."

"ahh, no worries! its just an accident and you apologized for it anyway! also that you for helping me u-" Fiery's eyes suddenly go wide open as he looks at what the guy that had bumped into him looked like.. it was hard to see but a faint blush spread across his face.

"huh? whats wrong!? why're you just sitting there? did i do something wrong? did i.. *rambling*"

"...zoo wee mama..." Fiery muttered, his words almost inaudible. As if he looked like he was lost in some sort of trance. Suddenly, he swiftly shakes his head. Looking away.. Probably snapped back to reality or something.

"Oh! im sorry! im okay though! you didn't do anything wrong! you seem like a really nice person, want to be friends? you don't have to!.."

The person who seemed to be a man hesitated for a moment, before finally deciding.

"Sure! you seem like a lovely person too!" He said, giving him a little smile.

Anyway, they give each other's names..

"im Fiery, you?"

"Nugget, your name is really cool you know.."

Fiery's heart begins thumping more rapidly as he hears that compliment.

"thanks.. yours is really cool too!" He complimented back, clutching his chest and feeling his heart beat against his slightly sweaty palms.

and after that they.. you know, do the introduction stuff, exchange numbers.. and boom pow wow kachow friendos forever.

They chat about crap, mostly about their lives and such for quite a long time. Not even realizing how dark it was starting to get..

In the middle of a conversation about who knows what, the two suddenly realize how late it's gotten.

"man, its getting a little late.. Whats the time? you got a watch or a device with you? i forgot mine.." Nugget said, as he looked around. His head tilting up at the dark, blue-ish sky.

Fiery slips his phone out of his pocket as he hums.

"5:15.."

"oh, its really getting late! we should probably go.."

The two sigh as they finally part ways. Fiery walking towards the metal gate. Driving away, to their apartment.. Nugget does the same but with another route.

842 words!!! its not thst much for some of y'all but js know its sooo much for me ok 😡