funniest of the funni fiery x nugget fanfiction (cover by me 🔥)

chaper 2

(i just realized that this chapter MIGHT be a little gross so if you get grossed out easily then maybe don't read this? btw tgis chapter was inspired by some random meme from my fyp)

[NUGGET POV]

We depart ways, i sigh as i dismount my motorbike. This "Fiery" guy is honestly a pretty chill dude..

I mean.. Everything just from his face, his voice, his smile, his laugh, his....... NO! NUGGET... WHAT'RE YOU THINKING? WE've JUST MET....

ugh, whatever.. i'll just sleep it off...

[3RD PERSON POV]

Nugget groans as he tosses and turns in his bed. Occasionally eliciting quiet, soft squeaks from it. He's trying to go to sleep but pictures of Fiery just keep flooding his mind.

He tries blocking them out but he just can't, so he starts edging- So he just lays there in bed, hoping that at some point he's just gonna fall asleep randomly. But it really seems like that isn't gonna be happening.

[FIERY POV]

I sigh, entering my house. Today DEFINITELY did not go as i expected it to... but hey, i'm not complaining! i've finally made some new friends after 2763 years!

Anyway, its still like 5:20 o cock which isn't really time for me so..

Im a bit hungry, you know.. After all that chatting..... Hm. I'll see what i have in my fridge.

I dig through the fridge.. There isn't much, i sigh. About to slam it shut. Until something catches my eye..

Oh! waffles! I totally forgot that i had these! i bought them long ago, not TOO long though so it's probably still ok to eat.. (they've been expired since august, 2012.)

I pop the waffles into the toaster, the smell wafting through the air. It smelt a little off but I just shook it off.

This'll probably take a bit.. So as i wait, i sit on the couch and play........ BLOCK BLAST! the sponsor for this thing! Block Blast is the #1 game in the entire world for when you get bored, or for killing the time!

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Ah, those must be my waffles!

I get up from my seat and put my phone down, before grabbing a small plate and setting the freshly toasted waffles on it. Drizzling some maple syrup too afterwards.

I don't even use any utensils. Just grab and it and eat it straight away while they're nice and toasty.

Not very long later, I had already devoured my waffle and the plate looked like it wasn't even touched...

Honestly the blueberries lowkey tasted kinda off and were a bit mushy... But im probably just tweaking! 9/10 overall! I want some more now...

I make my way over to the freezer again and pull the given handle, revealing the chilled contents in the ice cold compartment. I grab the box of waffles, the cold misty air makes me slightly shiver..

I was just about to put them in the toaster.. until i noticed something off about the packaging..

'W-wait.. where are the blueberries on the picture?... And.. ORIGINAL FLAVOR?..'

I pause for a moment, letting myself think. Until eventually, the dots all begin to connect... My skin goes pale.

SHI-

Suddenly, my stomach emits a deafening rumbling sound. So loud i think the eruption of Krakatoa has competition..

I quickly run to the bathroom, tears stinging my eyes as i prepared for the worst..

I sat that ass on that bathroom. And almost immediately...

BOOM!

I let out a shriek of agony as i felt the most jaw dropping, eye popping, fist clenching, toe curling diarrhea ever tear my buttcheeks apart.. (i am so sorry)

tears well up in my eyes as the toilet begins flooding. The smell so bad that it'd still stank behind the best gas mask known to man..

After that, I get the toilet paper and wipe. My eyes full of shame as literal OCEANS were coming out of them.

2763 wipes later, I throw a quick glance at my mess and quickly look away. I don't wanna look at it for any longer..

2763 flushes later

I take a seat on the couch and check the clock.

"7:50."

I should probably go shower, brush my teeth, and go to bed now...

I get up and wipe my tears, eyes still quite red but whatever.. YAWNNNNNNNN.........

yay im done anyway ik nobody is seeing this rn but yeah see you in 2763 years for the next chaper