The Legend of the Gobblewonker!

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*The episode opens with Dipper, Mabel, and Ella at a table during breakfast.*

Mabel: (Holding Sir Syrup) Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?


Dipper: (Holding Mountie Man) I'm always ready! 

Ella: Then you know what this means!


*Camera zooms out to show Mabel and Dipper holding their respective syrup bottles. Ella about to start something*

Dipper, Mabel, & Ella: Syrup race! 


Ella: Go!

Dipper & Mabel: (Tilt syrup bottles back and start to drip syrup into their mouths) Ahhh!

Mabel: Go, Sir Syrup!

Dipper: Go, Mountie Man!

Ella: Go! Go!

Dipper: Go! Go!

Mabel: Almost... almost... (Taps the bottom of her bottle and the syrup drips onto her tongue) Yes! (Coughs) I won! (Coughs)

Dipper: (Picks up and reads newspaper) Ho ho, no way! Hey Mabel, Ella, check this out.


Ella: What's this?

Mabel: (Looking at ad in newspaper) Human-sized hamster balls? (Gasps) I'm human-sized!

Ella: No, no, Mabel. This. (Points to a monster photo contest ad)

Dipper: Ella's right. We see weirder stuff than that every day! We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?

Mabel: Nope, just memories. And this beard hair. (Holds up beard hair)

Ella: Ugh.

Dipper: Why did you save that?

Mabel: (Shrugs and makes an "I dunno" sound)


Stan: Good morning, knuckleheads. You three know what day it is? 

Dipper: Um... Happy anniversary?


Mabel: Mazel tov!

Ella: Family Appreciation Day?

Stan: (Hits Dipper's head with a newspaper) It's Family Fun Day, genius! (Walks over to fridge and gets out milk) We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, (sniffs milk in the refrigerator) bonding-type deals.


Dipper: Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?

Ella: Our last family bonding day wasn't really the best one.

*Flashback to Dipper, Mabel, and Ella helping Grunkle Stan make counterfeit money*

Stan: You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman! (Hears police sirens) Uh-oh.

*Cut to present.*


Mabel: (Shudders) The county jail was so cold.

Stan: All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?

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