𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕏 𝕄𝕆𝔻𝔼ℝℕ! ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧...?

"Dude, you want them" Dianna pointed to Leona and Riddle "To stay here" pointing to the ground "With us...?" She said looking at you like you had three heads, then she finally spoke again "WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHEN WE SPEED RAN THE GAME LAST NIGHT AND GOT YOU ALL THE WAY TO BOOK 4!?"

"I was..." you muttered "But where else would they go? Leona's a nepo baby-" You got cut off by him "I'm not a fuckin' nepo bitch" He said slouched back on the couch "Yes you are." You said dismissing him before continuing "and Riddle is a mommy issued-" You got cut off again but by Riddle this time

"I do not have 'mommy issues'" he said

"YES YOU DO TWINKY/RIDDLE/ROSEHEARTS" You all shouted, including Leona in unison

"As I was saying, Riddle has mommy issues and has no cosept of the real world other then magic. Which doesn't even work here or you" you pointed to Dianna "Would've had Riddles collar on a longgg time ago" you said placing your hands on your hips. "I would no-" She said Riddle interrupting her "Yes you so would, Also do you two just not have school?" He said cocking his head to the side

"Huh?" You both looked at him, then each other, back at him and then at each other once again. "WERE LATE FOR SCHOOL" You both shouted realize it it was already 10:27AM

You paused "Wait...we hate school? Why are we panicking again?"

"Uhhhh...*using her last two brain cells* I dunno?" She shrugged

That's when you two got interrupted by Leona's Loud bitch ass snoring on Riddles shoulder, who was flicking him on the forehead repeatedly. "May I?" Dianna said, a smirk forming in her face. Riddle looked at her skeptically before nodding.

She dragged you to the kitchen, handing you two pots. "Why are you- ohhhhh" you realize what she wanted to do, which you would happily join in on. As she was grabbing her own pots to bang together, you took it upon yourself to slap her ass, As a normal person would

As revenge, when you two were walking back into the living room where Riddle and Leona were; she slapped your ass making Riddle stare in disgust at you two. "Bloody hell..." he muttered under his breath rubbing his forehead, jumping as the two of you loudly started singing Symphony while banging the pots together aggressively

"What the fuck you herbivores" Leona said groggily, rubbing his eye pissed off that he was awoken from his 'oh so princely' slumber "Actually were omnivores, get it right!" Dianna corrected using the NERDY voice she could possibly do, making you stifle a chuckle

"We're you the one that orchestrated this bullshit?" He said, looking like he was about to tear into Dianna like some Zebra meat, but her dumbass proudly responded "YEP!" And then he started to run after her, the two of them running around like Tom and Jerry

You and Riddle both had the same deadpan expression on your face before you sat down next to him "Sooooo Mr.Mommy issues-" "Don't even." "Ok...you hungry?" You said pulling out a lolipop from the candy bowl on the coffee table "it's cherry- oh wow you snatched that up fast..." He practically ate it with the wrapper with how fast he took it

"We're probably going to need to shop for newer clothes for me and Leona I pursume?" Riddle said sucking on the Lolipop, his legs crossed "Yeahhh...Leona is...how tall?" Riddle merely shrugged "I'm gonna search it on the twisted wonderland wiki" you said pulling out your phone

Riddle Turned his head "The twisted wonderland what?" "It basically is something where they have you and the others information"

"Others...?"

"Yeah! You, Cater, Trey, Ace, Deuce, Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Azul, Jade&Floyd, Kalim, Jamil, Vil, Rook, Epel-"

"I get it"

"LET ME FINISH TWINKY- I lost my place...Fuck."

"Language"

"Hold on, I went though Red, Yellow, Lavender, other red, purple, Ok! So then Idia, Ortho, Malleus, Lilia, Silver, and Sebek!"

"Are you done now?"

"Yep!"

"Finally, also what did you mean b-" you cut Riddle off "I'll just show you you" He nodded as you struggled to find the wiki for the next 5 minutes

After you showed Riddle with Wikipedia, brought to you by Leona almost making Dianna lose her eye because she woke him up

"And that's it, and Dianna what the fuck made you think you could take him on, by punching him...? Like, what was your though process behind that?" You said as you watch Riddle put a patch of gauze and medical tape over her injured eye.

"Nothing because that dumbass doesn't have a damned brain" Leona said, holding the bag of peas over his black eye from when Dianna punched him "YOU WANNA GO AGAIN PUSSY CAT?" She shouted, Making Leona do his signature yet more awkward in irl smirk

"I'd like to see you tr- OWOWOW" Dianna had pulled him down by the ear shouting something that was so loud you couldn't even understand it until Leona yielded (which didn't take long) and she finally stopped

"That hurt my poor throat- OW" Leona smacked the back of her head glaring down at Dianna "Fuckin asshole...I'm gonna go take a nap" He said slumping off and falling asleep on your couch "I forgot he can do that" you muttered

"I'm hungry..." Dianna said "but all the food in your house is shit dude!" She said looking though your shelves off food, and then the refrigerator "Just because it takes effort doesn't mean it's shit- nevermind it is all shit...we need to go grocery shopping..."

"Can we just door dash for now? She said groaning "On me?" After that part you nodded, because you did NOT have door dash money "Riddle, what do you want"You said looking back at him where he was just standing there awkwardly

"Door what..?" He said, slightly turning his head "DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT DOOR DASH IS!?" You shouted "No, we don't have that app from Twisted wonderland. Deepest apologies, and even then I never ordered out when I was young so therefore it wouldn't fit either way" He said, giving a courteous bow to you

"I beg your pardon...?" You said Jaw dropped because your Lazy ass practically used it every day! How could someone not!?

"I'm getting you the same thing as me because you seem like if you had a normal childhood you would be a chicken tenders and fries kid, is Popeyes fine with you three?" Without letting you two even respond and Leona even register what the hell was going on she continued

"Ok? Ok, So Y/n wants their normal, Riddle and me are getting the same thing, and Leona's probably big backed so I'm gonna get him two sandwiches, tenders, and fries..." Dianna said, looking up for conformation. You gave her a nod as she started to order all of your food

"Does she usually pay for all your meals?" Riddle said placing one hand on his hip and raising a brow "Yeah, she's alway spoiled me since her family's rich. When I say rich I mean Multiple houses, maids, butlers, chefs you name it they have it rich"

"Then she must be quite spoiled then I pursume?" You shake your head in response to Riddle question, "Yes and no? She's just weird and wants to earn her money instead, but her brothers give her money and don't let her work. She's just weird"

I'm running out of Ideas kelp