Me: *scrolls through phone* *gasps* 😨
Poppy: What's wrong?
Me: *tosses phone in drawer and starts crying* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Poppy: What is it?! What's the matter?! 🥺
Me: *hugs her tightly* Poppy, go find Branch right now and tell him how much you love him!
Poppy: Huh...? 🤨
Me: Just do it, please! 🥺
Poppy: Okay...*shuts the door*
Me: Stupid haters...they shouldn't even be allowed to do this! They have no life! 😭😠