Knock knock
Who's there?
Cool bed man
Cool bed man who?
Cool bed man shorts.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he wanted to see Mr Cool Dude Strawberry Man man!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cool wardrobe
Cool wardrobe who?
Cool bed wardrobe man!
Why did the cool man cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the bed shop to buy a new bed for his child. He wanted the bed to be a surprise. The wee child got a surprise for his daddy which was a pair of dark green trousers.
