The Taehyung Trilogy

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In this one shot, imagine You and Tae and are married with children. The two of you sit down to reflect on a vacation in Tokyo with your family and loved ones. (Based heavily on the SNL sketch "Best Christmas Ever" and the YouTube video by John Crist "Every Parent at Disney")

"Okay, kids are finally asleep," you say, as you join your husband on the sofa in the living area of the penthouse hotel suite.

The low lights create the perfect cozy setting, the calmness of the night a stark contrast to the hectic activity of the last few days. Outside the floor to ceiling windows, the two of you catch a glimpse of Tokyo Disneyland, the main hub of your vacation with your two girls, your friends, and their families.

A relieved look washes over Kim Taehyung as you cuddle against his shoulder, his long arm engulfing you in his warmth. "Ah...okay," he sighs, placing a chaste kiss on your temple.

"What's left to do? Packing?" you ask as you affectionately scratch the inside of his arm resting on his stomach.

"Already done."

Your eyes go wide. "Oh my gosh! You are an angel." He gives you his signature boxy smile before you nuzzle closer to him. "So...did you have a good vacation?"

He pulls his head back to look lovingly down into your tired, but content eyes. "Are you kidding me? This has been the best vacation ever."

"Really? Better than any 'Bon Voyage'?" He nods emphatically. "Better than our honeymoon?"

"Of course, that was the best for another reason," he teases, rubbing circles on the sleeve of your pajama top with his long finger. "I mean for a family vacation, it was the best. Baby, I had a smile on my face from the moment we got here."

Cut to a flashback of your two kids, Minji and Minseo ages 5 and 3, bursting into your bedroom in the hotel suite on the morning of the first day of the vacation.

"Eomma!" the young girls squeal, immediately jumping on the bed.

You rouse from your sleep, clearly disoriented and startled by the commotion, forcing your eyes open.

"Wake up! It's time to go to Disneyland!" Minji screams.

"Where's appa?" Minseo cries in her cute voice.

Tae pries his head from his pillow, puffy faced and holding his head in his hand, the loud voices pounding in his ears. Groaning when he sees the time on the clock is only 5:41am, he grimaces from the pain of an early wake-up call and mutters, "You've got to be frickin' kidding me."

"I think I was more excited than the kids," he chuckles, stretching the truth a bit.

"I know, I was the same way," you agree, not wholeheartedly.

Cut to a flashback of you shuffling through the kitchen, desperately trying to drink your cup of coffee while your two little girls hop around your feet, needing help to tie their shoes and put on their jackets. You're so tired there could be X's over your eyes from how dead you feel. Off in the corner, Tae's walking around like a zombie getting their backpacks ready for the big day.