I might make these actual stories

Goodbye

"Today we gather to mourn the death of our hero, our protector, our very own tatyana."
It has been 3 days since the hero Harena died in a freak accident, the city in which she lived gathered at her favourite tree in her favourite park. This tree she planted alongside her childhood friends, and each spring produced apricots. This funeral had been originally family and friends but many a fan came to grieve, for the hero Harena had not just became a crime fighter. She had become the symbol of peace and harmony for her city.
"She was a valued member of our community and there is now a massive whole in our hearts and our city. Literally... there is a crater two blocks away."
From the buildings up above stood Harena's nemesis, Greha. Speaking aloud he told
"You know you didn't need to be that dramatic in your death"
As Tatyana looked up to face him she spoke
"I did, otherwise they wouldn't think I'm actually dead this time!"