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Kenny's Story ☠️🧡

(Narrative pov)
Butters woke up to another lovely day in Denver, everything was all sunshine and rainbows for him as he always refused to ever see anything in a dark way. It had been a few years since butters had run away from home. Him and his best friend who he had known since childhood had saved up money together by working at an ice cream parlor. They saved up enough to move to Denver and buy a small apartment there.
Currently he was in bed, getting up and going to brush his teeth. "Morning Barbie!" He hears his best friend in the kitchen, cooking up breakfast. "Hehe, Morning ken!" He replies. He giggles at the nickname. It had been a running joke between the two from when they watched the Barbie movie together.
Butters freshened up and headed to the kitchen and sat at the small table for two. "So, what's for breakfast today?" He asked as he looked over to see Kenny place a plate of bacon and eggs on the table for him. "It's what we can afford." They laugh and begin to have breakfast together.
As they ate, Kenny suddenly spoke up, "hey butters.." "yes Kenny?" "Do you want to take our friendship to the next level?" Kenny asked as he looked into butters's eyes and watched them twinkle. "Uhm, didn't we already? Aren't we best friends?" Butters said, slightly saddened. "No, not like that butters, I mean like.. a relationship." Kenny said as he held both of butters' hands. "Aren't they the same thing? I don't get it?" Butters looked at Kenny confused. "Butters..will you be my boyfr-" the sound of the train passing by cuts him off. "Oh geez! Look at the time! I gotta go Ken! We can talk about this once I'm back from work okay?" Butters said as he gets up and grabs his stuff as well as his work uniform. "See you later Ken, love you!" He said and quickly shuts the door off in a rush. "I love you too..." Kenny said quietly to himself. He sighs and gets up and washes the dishes, he then lays on the couch and turns on the tv to watch 'the butters show' it was a show him and butters created back when they were kids. Since Kenny couldn't afford watching television or getting internet or even a phone, butters would record random moments during his day and would do silly skits on his hello kitty tablet and give it to Kenny at the end of each day for him to watch and show Karen, his younger sister.
Kenny was and is still so grateful to have butters in his life and as his best friend, but he always wished they'd be something more..
Kenny begin to dose off in his thoughts, daydreaming of a life where him and butters were on a beach and he was twirling butters around in the air, he watched butters's face light up with joy and he then set him down. They began to inch closer...and closer..he could feel butters's breath against his face.. and then they ki-" Suddenly, Kenny's thoughts were interrupted by the sound of mail sliding through the mailbox. He sighed and got up. He reached the front door but surprisingly saw only one suspicious envelope with a 'W' stamp on it.
He picked it up and went back to the couch. He opened it and read its contents.
"Dear Kenny McCormick, WHOOP headquarters are offering you a position as an official spy at the agency and don't worry, you will be paid well. You will join a group of three other new spies and together you all four will be sent on adventurous missions together, which is fully paid for. So, if you think you're up for the job, yell out loudly 'yes' to join. But if you do not think you're qualified or if you're uninterested, you can throw this letter away and never speak of this again. Please choose wisely. Sincerely, WHOOP."
"Pft, what the fuckkk. This is so weird. But hey, nothing better to do when I'm bitchless and jobless. YES!" He yelled and just like that he was gone.
"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK" He yelled loudly as he slid down a dark tube until he suddenly landed on a mattress. "Where the hell am I?" He asked himself, the room was empty, it only had a bed, which he supposed was meant to be the landing cushion since three other tubes were connected to it other than his.
There was also a large desk with a huge screen behind it which had 'WHOOP Headquarters' displayed on it.
Suddenly, he heard a scream coming from one of the tubes. He watched as a blonde girl fell from the tube and landed on the mattress just like him. She was slim and very pretty. "Where the hell am I?! And who are you?!" She questioned anxiously. "Names Kenny McCormick, I'm the hottest guy a babe like you will ever meet." He said with a wink towards her. "Okay Mr.Ego." She rolled her eyes. "I'm guessing this is WHOOP headquarters?" She asked as she looked around. "Yup, and honestly. It looks like a big WHOOPS. Haha, get it" Kenny joked. "You're not funny" She said as he looked at him in annoyance.
Suddenly, for the second time, they heard another scream, sounded rather girly but Kenny immediately knew who this voice belonged too. "Butters?!" He yelled as butters landed onto the soft mattress. "Urggh.. Ken?" "Butters what're you doing here?" Kenny asked as he helped him off the mattress. "I got this letter and I yelled yes and now I'm here.." he answered "hm so I'm guessing we all got a letter then?" He said as he looked over to the girl. She nodded her head. "Oh, who's this lady?" Butters asked "oh my! Don't flatter me cutie. I'm only 16. My names Bebe Stevens." She said as she tugged her hair behind her ear. "Oh I'm 16 too! So is Kenny over here. Im Leopold Stotch! But you can call me Butters!" He said cheerfully "oh hamburgers! Anyone know where we are? Butters asked, "We're at WHOOP Headqu-" Kenny gets cut off when suddenly they hear another scream. "Must be the last member" Bebe said as they watched a twitchy blonde boy look up from the mattress. "Hey! Where am I? Who are you people?! ARE YOU GONNA KILL ME?!" He screams. "Geez calm down cutie, we're at WHOOP headquarters, you must've also received a letter too right? That's probably why you're here." Kenny said as he helped the blonde onto his feet. "I'm Kenny, Kenny McCormick, You?" He asked gleefully. "Uhm I'm Tweek Tweak." The blondie answered. "Wow, unusual name. Did your parents do meth while naming you or something?" Kenny says jokingly. "Hey! Have manners! That's not a very nice thing to say!" Butters spoke up. "I'm kidding of course, sorry cutie" Kenny winked at Tweek and backed away."Sorry about that, I'm Leopold Stotch, but you can call me Butters!" he said...
(Continues from Tweeks story, to lazy to copy everything. Sorry! ;P)