solangelo oneshots to ease the hearts of the single

kids love me **self satisfied smirk**

"No Solace." Nico resisted, dragging his boyfriend's body back to the porch. The couple was currently sitting outside Cabin 13, watching Percy and Jason greatly struggle with teaching the younger campers how to spar. Nico had remarked it was more like the  eleven year olds had stepped up as the leaders and formed a battalion of little kids ready to attack the sons of Zeus and Poseidon. Nico was clearly enjoying his older "tough, manly" cousins get beaten up by kids ranging from the ages of 7-11. 

Will, on the other hand was desperate to jump in. The Son of Apollo was a natural peacemaker, and seeing the kids reenact the Giant war with Percy and Jason was not doing good for his Texan morals. He pouted when Nico grabbed him back, dejectedly sitting down. He looked at his boyfriend's grin and resisted giving him a talk about good old compassion. Clearly boys who grew up in the 1940s with trauma and internal homophobia were natural sadists. (I'M SO SORRY NICO IT'S 1 AM AND IDK WHAT I'M TYPING)

Pleaseeeee?" Will pouted, giving Nico his best "I'm a ball of sunshine who you can't resist" face. Unfortunately for Will, Nico just shook his head, the smirk on his face only growing, his eyes glinting with that same look of madness Lord Hades, his father had. The Italian turned back to the war zone, brushing his dark hair out of his eyes. Each time one of the kids got a hit at Jackson or Grace, he snickered to himself. Will tried to stay irritated at his boyfriend, but Nico's laugh was way too cute! The sunshine boy leaned over and pressed a kiss to his boyfriend's head before getting up, a determined look on his face. Will stretched out a hand to his boyfriend, a sneaky grin dancing across his features. 

"Will?" Nico said, shooting him a confused look. He looked at Will's outstretched hand and gingerly took it, slightly wary for what his boyfriend was about to do. That sneaky smile never meant something good. Last time Will showed him that face, Nico was forced to do couple's yoga. He shuddered at the memory. But nonetheless, Nico took Will's hand, the tanned skin of his boyfriend vastly contrasting with his own olive skin. 

Will looked down at Nico, crossing his arms sternly. He mentally turned on Doctor Mode, even Nico couldn't disobey him when he was being all doctor-y. The Son of Hades looked up at Will with that adorable confused look, almost making Will break, almost. But luckily, Will was used to his boyfriend's constant death glares and sassing, so he was an expert. The trick was to sneak in the slightest hint of Southern drawl, enough to make Nico flush and grudgingly listen.

"Since you won't help out your cousins over there, and you won't let me heal em..." Will started, seeing if Nico would catch on. To Will's glee, he did, a look of horror and disgust shadowing his features. 

"N-no...please Will." He shivered, his hands instinctively going to his sword, only to find that he left it in the cabin. He mentally slapped himself for not remembering. He knew you could never expect what was going to happen with Will, he could be the sweetest, most adorable person ever, or he could be a teasing, nerve-wracking piece of shit. Currently, it was the latter. Of course Will would want him to...to...bond with the d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶w̶n̶children. It was just the obvious Will Solace thing to do. 

Will just grinned, literally glowing. He draped an arm around the shorter boy's shoulders, leaning on Nico's fluffy hair. Slowly, Will pushed Nico over to the kids, stifling a laugh when he saw how one of the seven year olds was taller than his fifteen year old boyfriend. Nico groaned, then a smirk crawled onto his face. He pulled Will towards himself. If Nico had to go through this, so did Will. 

"Ready Sunshine?" He snickered, looking at the kid's eager eyes and Percy and Jason's tear filled faces. 

Will smirked back, quite self-satisfied with himself. Especially after he saw Percy's thankful eyes. He squeezed Nico's hand, getting the ambrosia ready. 

"Kids love me Death Boy."