Never Gonna Happen

Chapter 2

As he entered the gym I slowly floated behind him, not listening to anything anyone had to say to me. Which isn't surprising that whilst inhaling his Chocolate Axe, I accidentally bumped into him.And when I say bumped, I mean North Korea just plummeted a nuclear bomb into his spine! He doubled over and gasped for breath but hid it pretty well from his buddies. Not good enough though.

"Dude, you okay?"

"Yeah, somebody just hit me,"

"Sorry man." a guy next to me apologetically shrugged.

"Oh it's cool Joe! I'll get you back though motherfucker!" He sexily smirked.

Joe turned to me. "You owe me big time,"

I half nodded as I turned back to Jackie and discussed Jennamarbles' most recent video, quoting it every two minutes going, "What are this? What...are thiiiis? What ARRRRE thees?" And it ended with Jackie pointing to some ugly kid and going, "What. ARE. THIS?"

And that is the beautiful story of my 1 day suspension. At least I could text the Jacks.

I actually am pretty glad I have a day to reflect on my actions in gym. Because, well I'm a dumbass. I was much more of a dumbass than I am today, which means I made a major improvement in my dumbassery. When my parents tell me to go outside, I should just not listen because hell, I got a lot done today.

I learned within this day of reflecting that One: i did nothing wrong except bomb my crush.

Two:Asking what species a kid is is WAY more mild than running head on into an immaculate child of beauty.

One thing I'm worrying about is, Joe. He said I owe him. What does that mean? Is he going to rape me? Do I have to do his Algebra homework? They both sound equally horrible. Just kidding. Algebra sounds way worse.

But in all seriousness, i hope he forgets. because I really need to focuse on my schoolwork and trying to be as pretty as Mikayla makes out to be.