DEADPOOL X WOLVERINE

Tease (pt.1)

(Authors note: hey yall I just want to preface this that I am a tipsy asf rn 😭 so I'm going to try my best to keep the emotional parts in this but they may just end up fucking each others faces honestly. I may delete later just depending on how sober me is feeling 😂)

Wade knew in order for Logan to want to fuck him tonight he would have to make him angry. And Wade knew all the ways how to not only annoy him, but to physically frustrate him.

Logan had finished his breakfast and went to lay back down on the couch to see an already sprawled out Wade there waiting.

"Did you enjoy your breakfast peaches?" Wade grins.

Logan rolls his eyes and sits on the end of the couch where wades feet are.

"Hey wanna see a magic trick?" Wade asks Logan as he turns on the TV.

Logan doesn't respond but looks over as if he's mildly interested.

"Alright I'll take that as a yes!" Wade shouts

Wade gets up and stands in front of Logan.

"You gotta close your eyes sweetheart."

Logan growls at him being annoyed with all the sweet nicknames he's calling him but complies anyway shutting his eyelids.

Logan then feels some pressure on his legs and Wade shuffling around before hearing

"TADAAAA!"

Logan opens his eyes and almost jumps at Wade at the sight of what happened.

Wade had taken off his pants leaving him in nothing but his boxers and now Wade was waltzing around in the pants Logan was wearing.

"Wanna see another magic trick?" Wade strains out trying hold back a laugh.

"No." Logan huffs as he stands up

"Gimme back my pants." Logan unenthusiastic about Wades whole magic act.

"Okayyyy fine baby." Wade starts to take off the pants but stops and pulls them back up. He looks at Logan and smiles wide.

" if you want them so bad, come and take them." Wade places his hands behind his back and sways his pelvis back and forth teasingly.

Logan growls at him frustrated and decides to just let Wade keep the pants and go work on lunch. Everything is going exactly as Wade planned, now he just had to frustrate him more "physically".

Logan goes into the kitchen and pulls out some ham, turkey, cheese, and salami and decided to make sandwich's with a salad and fries for lunch. He grabs some potatoes and starts cutting.

Wade dilly dallys in and watches as Logan moves across the kitchen. He waits for the perfect moment to get him riled up.

Logan gets done with the potato's and starts up on the salad. He grabs the big fork and spoon and starts to toss it with both hands.

Wade takes this opportunity to wrap his hand around Logan's waist. Logan grits his teeth and tries to move away from him but Wade just grabs on tighter and starts caressing him.

"You just feel so good big boy... I wanna feel you."

Logan breathing picks up as he tries to focus on the salad in front of him but he notices Wades hands go up to his chest. He suppress his moans as much as he can before kicking Wade away.

"Owww. Well baby that want very nice I was just trying to.."

"Shut the Fuck up and get out." Logan spits out at him.

"Ohhhh baby don't talk like that you don't what that does to meee!" Wade slyly grins giving Logan more room.

Logan scoffs and goes back to making lunch. He ends up dropping both utensils on the floor and bends over to grab them both. As soon as his fingers grabbed both Wade pounced on him causing his claws to come out into the floor.

"WADE!" Logan yells struggling to retract his claws out of the floor.

"Aww what's wrong kitty, I thought we told the doctor to declaw youuu?" Wade smirks

Logan starts rustling to get his claws out of the floor as he does he feels Wade behind him rubbing on his back and his dick now on his ass.

"Wade.. I swear to God... you have one second to get the fuck away from or else I'm gonn-"

"Your gonna what?" Wade keens as he cups the front of Logan's boxers stroking him slowly.

"Ahh..errrr... FUCK" Logan yells and jolts up and out of the floor he turns himself around and pushes Wade against the counter choking him with one hand and claws extended at his face with the other.

" aww yes honey badger harder!" Wade strains out.

"You've got one more time before I decapitate your fucking head bub!" Logan growls

" Well how bout instead of decapitating my head you FUCK my head huh sweetie." Wade does his best to tilt his head.

" Fuck you" Logan huffs and moves back calming himself. He grabs his sandwich, some of the salad, and some fries and pushes past Wade to his room.

Before Logan gets to the room Wade yells, "You can always fuck me peanut I'll be sure of it tonight."

Logan shuts the door and with that stays in his room most of the day.

Wade ends up just being obliviously annoying and knocking on Logan's door obnoxiously as Logan ignores him.

"Hey peanut I know you're probably jacking off to my pictures in there but if you could make sure you're ready for dinner by 9 that would be greatly appreciated sugar plum." Wade waits for some type of answer.

After a minute, he hears movement and drawers meaning Logan was at least getting ready to go on to dinner with the Wade.

Wade starts to get ready to put his last step into motion to get Logan to want to fuck him till hell and back and he couldn't wait.

(There was fluff in this but next chapter will be smutty. I may write more while I'm tipsy cuz this feels like a good write but I'll see what sober me things lol)

(Also let me know how you're liking the story so far! I love the comments and constructive feedback I've been getting so keep it up I'm gonna try to get 3 more stories out this week.)

(Also I just love yall fr and I love making you happy and horny 🙂‍↕️ im a lil more than tipsy now lol ttyl yall.)

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