The autobot crew ground bridged behind the mountain and heard some drilling and a very unfamiliar Decepticon voice, “c'mon you guys, we know there is energon here somewhere”, they then heard some muttering that got overpowered by the sound of the drill whirring and the sound of rocks and stones being pushed back and relocated, Scattered across the small opening of the cave “Bloody ‘ell. . .” I mutter, looking at the group of Decepticons, “What?” Bulkhead looked at me, tilting his helm slightly, “You’re British?!” Miko yelled out in confusion. I was just as confused, I looked up the mountain, Bulkhead was about to speak when I just said, “I am not carrying your fataft, up that damn hill-” The unknown Decepticon dropped down and spoke” well well what do we have here, two autoBUTTs and an earthling, how intriguing”, the Decepticon said, “Hey! I am not an Autobot. . .yet-”, “shut your vocals femme”, “I am a mech-” “what in the primu-”, “leave my creator out of this Bioch” “U WOT, ILL SEND YOU TO THE CORE OF UNICRON YA WEE BAS-”, “LEAVE MY OTHER CREATOR OUT OF THIS!” “Frag you...”, “oh, cry me a river. " a bunch of metal footsteps are approaching at a fast pace as the Decepticon throws a punch at the skinny but tall mech, I caught it within my servo, growing mildly annoyed with the Decepticon, meanwhile the Decepticon uses his blaster to shoot a small electro-magnetic pulse at the mechs servo, temporarily disabling it as he then kicked the mechs mouthplate, I yelped slightly “rude.” I say with a low, yet threatening growl, "what do ya expect autoBUTT, you and your obese-Bot friend are trespassing on Decepticon property, that isn't very sigma of y'all", "What is a-”, His servo changes into a cannon “now, big-back me on you” he would gesture to bulkhead, the con would wait for the big bot to attack, Bulkhead paused, he wasn’t wanting a fight for once, “c'mon wrecker, hit me with all you got” the con would say, Bulkhead backed away, I glanced at Bulkhead, then at the Con, “Would I be able to?”,” hah, no, let the big bots tussle, you just take a seat mister prince”, My servos clenched slightly, “I am no prince, Bulkhead not wish to fight, so I will, you Con.” my voice was much more British than normal, “iI said no, princey”, My rotors buzzed, Bulkhead placed a servo on my arm, I whacked it away and glared at the con as he spoke once more, “iI warned ya princey”, the Decepticon shot an emp at the autobot, the emp did very little to me, I simply brushed it off and growled slightly at the Decepticon, “Wanna try again, Con”, “no, but iI can do this” the Decepticon forced an image to display over the autobots optics, it was a meme saying “when you blinded by dis” with someone squinting, "What the Frag?” I was so confused by it, not having a clue what it was, the mech was punched while in his state of confusion, Mymy optics were like marbles, smooth and shiny. . .really shiny "nice eyes botboy”, the con would say with a smirk, “Thanks, soon yours will be in my servos.” “Try me princey~” the con would say jokingly , I noticed his joking tone, but decided to play along, I grabbed the Cons Chassis and pinned him to the ground, my servos holding his helm still. "someone's a bit forward~”, he’d say with a suggestive tone, "Eh, be quiet for a bit, Darling.” I say calmly, my rotors spreading like insect legs, “so you like it rough? Okay~” ,the con throws the bot towards the mountain, I landed, my servos switching to claws and dug into the ground as my legs hit the ground silently somehow, the insect like legs shot out bladed tips, “huh. . .well that was strange.”,” so prettybot, you got any more surprises?” the con said to the autobot, I chuckled, I suddenly vanished into thin air, my heat signal everywhere and nowhere at the same time.” WHAT THE-”, the con said, surprised, without a warning, the Con was forced onto his Chassis as I stood on his neck and back, keeping him still, ”was that a surprise?”,”not really”, the con puts another image on his optics, its just plain white, like a flashbang, “Oh, ha-ha very funny.” I pressed down harder, restricting the Con’s ability to move. “damnit, gotta flee, cya prettybot”, the con transformed into a jet and flew away, I groaned, looking at Bulkhead, “Don’t tell Prime about this.”, “I won’t tell a spark!” Bulkhead replied, I glared at Miko, and she eventually complied. We entered the Energon mine, dealing with the other Decepticons as we reported the mine back to Ratchet, I sighed and looked at Bulkhead and Miko, waiting for further instructions from Ratchet or Optimus, we soon got word that it would be best to camp out the night due to a malfunction in the ground bridge, I sigh slightly, “welp, guess we’re camping.”, Miko smiled, soon it was eve, I was sitting beside Bulkhead, cooking food for Miko, Miko then spoke up “Sooo. . . .What you think of that Decepticon, Kuro? Would yo-”, “SHUT THE FRAG UP, HUMAN”, “Miko, what do you think Kurosk do?” Bulkhead asked, “Smash that Con-”, I blush heavily and shout, “I SWEAR TO THE ALLSPARK MIKO-”, “What! You heard what that guy said to you! He called you Prettybot! Plus he-”, “Miko, shut up before I melt your face to the core of Unicron.”, “I rest, my case”, “what case!?”, “You did pin him down-” Bulkhead muttered, Miko laughed, now with further proof of the ship, I was so confused, Miko then whispered to Bulkhead, he suddenly shouted, “You two were Fragging?!”, “NO YOU DUMBAFT, YOU SAW THE FIGHT!”, ”oh yeah”, Miko then tittered, “then what were you two doing?”, she raised an eyebrow with a smirk, “I swear, I WILL FLY YOU BACK TO JAPAN MIKO! I.WAS.FIGHTING.HIM!!”, “bullshi-” “MIKO LANGUAGE” Bulkhead shouted, “yeah you and the con fragged cause bulkhead looks like hes denying it”, I blushed even more, forcing my visor to hide my face, “Primus damn you, Miko, you don’t fragging understand what happened!” My servos covered my visor, I was blushing like crazy, I wasn’t used to this feeling, I hated it, A few hours passed, I was hanging upside down in a cave, looking out for any Decepticon or Autobot, Miko was asleep in Bulkheads vehicle form ,I hear airplanes flying above and cars driving on the other side of the mountain I sigh, knowing that Air traffic control would be too aware of me if I dared to take off, my rotors buzzed with a need to fly, I then hear a jet flying around like it was scouting, but why over ben Nevis? I pause and carefully walk out the cave looking upwards, the jet had a similar paint to the Decepticon from earlier, I paused and decided to bite the bullet, I transformed into my Chinook form and took off, the jet would not be flying like a normal scout, it would be doing tricks too,I followed him carefully, confused but slightly impressed I attempted to keep up with the jet as it sped around the air in its joyflight, at one point I was too clunky to follow the jet, I sighed and transformed into an Osprey and followed suit of the jet, copying his tricks with ease, the jet speeds up when it catches on that im following its tricks, “oh come on!” I sped up as well, I was wing to wing with it, it changed into a jet, cybertronian in origin, and was going three times my current speed, “Hey!” I tried to speed up but my engine sputtered and I crashed into the ground “SCRAP!”, i was caught in a tree, well one of my rotor wings were, the other broken, I was leaking Energon, It hurt a lot, I couldn’t transform, not while I was in a forest, I sighed some footsteps were heard not human, but metallic, I paused, quietly listening, it wasn't bulkhead, his footsteps are heavier and more. . .bumpy. . .thee were lighter and almost graceful, carefully treading through the wooded area, I tried to scan the area, but I was growing more dizzy and tired, soon everything fell black as I heard the footsteps stop beside me.
