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Bloopers, Outtakes and Fails

The video opens with the sound of muffled laughter. The screen fades to a black-and-white clip of Draco adjusting his hair in the library, trying to look serious for the vlog while Harry is barely holding back laughter behind the camera.

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The Library Intro Fail

The camera opens with a shot of the Hogwarts library, bathed in the usual soft, golden light. The library's hushed atmosphere is briefly interrupted by a faint rustling as Draco and Harry sit at their usual table. 

Draco stares straight into the camera, his expression somewhere between bored and smug, as if he's above all this but too entertained to leave.

"Alright, everyone, Today, we will be ---"

Before he could finish, Harry's quill - being spun lazily between his fingers - flies out of his hand, hitting the floor with a loud clatter. The noise echoes through the otherwise silent library, but Harry doesn't seem the least bit bothered, grinning as if nothing happened.

Draco's expression doesn't even change. He glances at the fallen quill for half a second, then back at Harry, his tone dripping with sarcasm. "Ah yes, Potter. Truly, a master of fine motor skills."

Harry shrugs, completely unbothered by Draco's snark. "Whoops. My bad."

Draco rolls his eyes, leaning forward slightly and tapping his fingers on the table, pretending to be very serious for a moment.

"Wow, 'whoops'. How do you ever cope with the constant burden of being this clumsy?" Draco said in a mocking tone.

Harry just laughs, reaching down to grab the quill. As he straightens back up, he looks at Draco with a lazy grin. "Pretty well, actually. I've saved the world a few times. Maybe you've heard?"

Draco raises an eyebrow, giving Harry an over-the-top, unimpressed look. "Yeah, I'm sure dropping quills was a key part of that. Truly inspiring."

He dramatically flips open a nearby book, pretending to be deeply engrossed for a few seconds, before snapping it shut with an exaggerated sigh. "But please, do continue to amaze me with your unparalleled coordination."

Harry, still completely unfazed, smirks and leans back in his chair even further, balancing it precariously on two legs. "Hey, I'll try my best. Someone's got to keep you on your toes."

Draco smirks right back, leaning back in his own chair with an air of superiority.

"Yes, because clearly I need your help staying sharp. Thank Merlin you're around," Draco answered sarcastically.

Just then, the unmistakable sharp hiss of Madam Pince cuts through the air. She peers around a bookshelf, glaring daggers at the two of them. 

"Quiet in the library!" she hisses sternly.

Draco throws his hands up dramatically, looking back at Harry with a mock sigh of exasperation. "See what you've done, Potter? Now we've angered the crypt keeper."

Harry bursts into laughter, clearly not caring about the librarian's wrath.

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Comments:

@QuidditchOverHomework: "Harry: accidentally ruins the intro. Draco: 'Really, Potter?' This is why we can't have nice things, Harry."

@InTheLibraryAgain: "Draco's intro was supposed to be a moment and Harry said, 'Nope, let me ruin this real quick.' "

@QuillDropper95: "Harry: drops quill. Draco: enters full dramatic meltdown. Honestly, peak Potter-Malfoy energy."