3rd person:"Oh shut the fuck up cunt-"
Hyunjin felt a hand smack on his mouth as Chan apologised to the women.She gave him a dirty look as Hyunjin threw her the middle finger while smiling "Annoying ass bitch-" "Hyunjin does your brain even function at this point?"Leeknow asked while he stared at his hand in disgust "did you spit on my hand?" "Nah I tried biting you".
"We can't take you lot NO where NO where!we almost got kicked out from a RESTAURANT bc of SOMEONES misbehaver" Chan scolded while no one payed attention.They were all too busy messing about as Leeknow and Hyunjin were on the verge of fighting,Seungmin and Felix were both death glaring each other for what very reason and Jisung and Jeongin were bullying Changbin who clearly couldn't be bothered to deal with them anymore.
"What would you like to order gentlemen?"
"Ass-"
They all death glared Jisung and Hyunjin,who were currently having the time of their life bullying the Karen-like lady.
"Can we have **********
"Oh and add some dick-"
"Shut the fuck up."
"No you dipshit"
"Gentle men we do not allow any sort of physical violence or vulgar arguments or I would have to ask you to leave"
"Hyunjin and Jisung don't you dare".Chan spoke as both of them started to rise there middle finger "no one here gives a shit"Hyunjin smirked.
"Nah jit tripping"
"Oh nah"
"Excuse me sir but you will have to leave the area"
"Go away dipshit"
After a few minutes of arguing Chan had managed to convince the worker to let them stay after all it was Seungmin birthday.
They all ate in silence as Leeknow wondered what had got there in the first place.
"Why we so quiet-"
"Ji not the time"
"Did you just call me ji?"
"Oh shit"
"You did that to yourself"
"What is wrong with this gc"
"Honestly asking the same question"
"Why are u talking out of the people on this gc"
"Did I hear the word gc"?
"oh hell naur"
RANDOM DUDESSS
6:34pm
GOquokka
Hey up bitchesAlphaleaderchan
We're in a restaurant why the fuck are we textingToastedDaddy
Mans using some big boy words!Alphaleaderchan
I'm older than you tf?ToastedDaddy
"Um sir you will be exited if you carry on"Hornjin
Don't remind me of that plsSavagepup
Every where you go you manage to fuck shit up-Hornjin
Love you too bae!❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰GOquokka
Felix crying in the corner rnHornjin
It's okay lixie <333Smartlee
Imagine being a side chick can't relate-Lixie
You being frSmartlee
So frGOquokka changed the gc name to ZESTY ORGYYYY🤑🤑🤑🌸🌸🌸
Smartlee
That was so freaking randomGymrat
Are u okay in the head?Hornjin
Well no dickheadAlphaleaderchan
Don't you dare Hyunjin.Lixie
Wtf is an orgyToastedDaddy
Don't ask meHornjin
Basically I have no idea except for: you have a friend group and yall all fuck-Alphaleaderchan
Oh my god- please noGymrat
How lovelySavagepup
Don't traumatise me on my birthdayHornjin
Already did 🥰GOquokka
How are we gonna get home-Savagepup
Since ITS MY BIRTHDAY I say chanSmartlee
ChanHornjin
ChanGymrat
BulliesToastedDaddy
ChangbinLixie
ChangbinAlphaleaderchan
Who wants to drive thoHornjin
MeGOquokka
MeAlphaleaderchan
OkayToastedDaddy
We will be dead if it's them please noSavagepup
Since it's MY BIRTHDAY I say noGOquokka
We get it.3rd person:
"CMON LETS DIEEEE BITCHESSS"
"Hyunjin I swear to-
Before Chan could begin his lecture Hyunjin and the others had all ran off lucky bastards there were thought Lee know.
"Kindly fuck off triangle and move"
"I'm older than you-"
"ITS MY BIRTHDAY SO MOVE".
"WE GET IT"!screamed Leeknow as almost everyone rolled there eyes.
"This is gonna be a long ass night"
"Long like my dick-
The end
I actually got lazy mid way writing this and rewrote this 2 times cause I wasn't happy with the plot or some shit like that-
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