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(please read!!)

Before we begin I would like to state what this story is about, it isn't like my usual stories but this one is mainly just a joke- please do not take anything in this book seriously.

Second of all, it is rated as mature because it contains swearing (which I usually don't add to my books but my friend added) and there is most likely going to be other themes such as smut and alcohol/drugs but we haven't gotten that far into planning it out.

I am not the creator of this book, I am the main editor for my IRL friend skywolfava. Alongside me are two other editors, MaybeCactusMaybeNot and Steven_and_Lock (who is also a book writer). We are all friends irl and took this on majorly just because it's meant to be a joke and we think it's funny but we're actually posting it online to my account because why the hell not.

Honestly, I do not expect anyone to read this. But if you do, be warned that this is not a children's book and although it's meant to be a joke it does have some themes that can be considered serious/triggering (plus smut, but we ain't gonna get into that).

I also would like to make something clear.. this is a Shrek x reader x Mr. Clean. Majority of the characters in this book we do not own besides (Y/N), so don't hold us to that because this is just meant to be silly.

If you do not read this or any warnings do not leave hate comments on the book because you simply couldn't find the time to simply read a few warnings. Bottom line is, please just read the warnings- don't leave unnecessary hate when we're mainly doing this just because we think it's fun.

If you post a hate comment I will not tolerate it and I'll delete the comment, if you don't like the story then just leave instead of wasting my day as well as yours to deal with the comment. If the hate continues you will be banned entirely, my friends do not deserve any hate and as I said before, we're just having fun. If you don't like it then please leave.

Thanks for reading and have a great day/night! Stay hydrated, darlings.

- Author

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