Billy Bean and Bob: The Story of the Brothers

Billy Bean and Bob go in amusement park

Now this is a story all about how the 3 brothers went out of town to an amusement park cuz they were couch bound, so they finally touched grass and went outside, sadly these brothers aren't always on the same side..

"I want to go to Disneyland!" Bob said.
"What the FUCK.. you think we are little children?! Obviously knotsberry farm is wayyy better!" Billy yelled. "Knotsberry farm is too much for your credit card to handle.." Bean said, making Billy frustrated. "well then where DO YOU wanna go?! Since your special then all of us!" "I know I'm special," Bean said. "I want to go to Six flagsss!!!" The two other brothers looked at Bean with disgust. "I'm too scared to go to six flags... What if we get into an accident?!" "Of course you're too scared, you would fold the moment you see the rides, let alone get on the rides!" Billy chuckled.

Just as Bob expected, they went to six flags..
"You guys never listen to me! This is so unfair!" "Look, I think it's unfair to me, now that you are gonna be holding on to me the whole time!" Billy chuckled. "What, do you want me to hold Bean instead..?" Bob asked. "NO BETCH! Bean is too fat anyways,  you can't even get a grip on him! Look he's already at the food station.." Billy said, before checking his pocket. "wait doesn't bean have my credit card.. OH SHIIIT!!" Billy runs to Bean, but it's already too late. "You fucking big back, how much did you spend?!" Billy yelled. "Sorry brother, I guess your credit card really couldn't handle six flags either.." Bean smirked. "I HAD 500 SAVED ON THAT CREDIT CARD YOU BETCH!!!"

And so, their food wars soon ended and they started walking to the rides. "It wasn't my fault you only had money worth one paycheck on your credit card, Billy.." Bean chuckled. "That was my birthday money you dumb betch.. you owe me 500. And anyways, if you knew I couldn't handle six flags prices, why the fuck you ain't just use yours?" Bean looked away, embarrassed. "Of course I couldnt use mine! I'm fucking broke!" Is what Bean would've said, but he doesn't wanna get laughed at. "If I used my credit card, you would've been humbled by how huge my account balance is! Don't you know my credit score?" 
"What? 5 credits?" "No dumbass! 20 billion more then that!" "25 billion credits?" Billy said, his stupid ass not knowing how to do addition. "Close enough.." Billy laughed at Bean, cuz he knew he was lying.  No way this son of a whore had 25 billion credits (they both have the same mother, but of course billy couldn't comprehend that) "If you had 25 billion credits, wouldn't that mean you have 25 billion debt?" "Not if you don't spend any money.."

Enough dialogue let's skip to the fun and entertaining rides!

Goliath: ✓
Goliath: ✓✓
Goliath: ✓✓✓
Ride that goes 45 miles per hour: ✓
Ride that makes both Billy and Bean collapse and temporarily paralyzes them: ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓

"Y-you know, I kinda wonder where B-Bob is.."
"Wait.. Bob isn't with us..? Where is he.."
"Oh no.. Not Again!!"
"He took my credit card!!" Bean yelled.

The end.