THE DEVIL'S AWAKENING

ARCHER

"A villain is simply a victim whose story hasn't been told."

Ugh, this place smells. I mean , I have only killed three people here. Its smells as if a hundred people have already died. Moreover, I disposed the bodies as soon as I killed them.

Oh damn. I get it. This disgusting guy sitting in front of me has shitted himself. Are you kidding me ??

Can't I even get to kill in peace!!!!!! The last guy had vomited. And the guy before pissed himself. 

I can safely say that this guy is the worst !! 

Like if you know you are going to die, the last thing you want to do before your death is ................ shit yourself ?

Thats downright sickening. I need to call Joey and his gang to clean this place. No one can do the job better than them.

Oh finally, that guys waking up. I was kinda losing my patience now.

Oh , I know I could have killed him while he was asleep , but come on where's the fun in that ??

I know the mask is cool. It  makes me even more intrigued to give him the most brutal death.

Ah , Hi there .... um what was your name again , oh no I dont care. Well I am "THE HUMAN BUTCHER", of course you would have figured that out by now, but how can a cold blooded murderer kill without a killer intro. 

So of course , you cannot talk because , you are gagged. Don't worry I am removing it now. Your screams are the main element I require for giving you a fucking beautiful death.

THE GUY (bounded to the chair) : What the fuck fo you think of yourself ? huh ? You think you can kill me ? Boy you are so wrong. Do you know who my boss is ? Hell do you know who I am ? If you leave me right now your death would be easy. So fucking let me go before i do something ? 

Hey are you even listening ? Who the fuck are you talking to ? There's no ne else here ??

ARCHER (speaking to someone on his earpods) : Ya Chris, don't worry. I will surely bring some for you. You are speaking as if I am going to eat that? You can have all of it for all I care. ...........................

I know , I know I hate it. But self respect comes first. I wont , I simply wont eat something as filthy as that................................. Ok ok wait, I am actually in the middle of something here. I will call you back......Ya fuck you too. (call ends)

So you were saying. You know what , fuck it. You have lived longer than enough. Its time for some fun.

THE GUY : You idiot ! I am telling you , you are making a huge mistake.

ARCHER : You impress me darling. You have the audacity to call me an idiot, when you yourself are an attention seeking, manwhoring bastard.Now, I am losing my patience. Goodbye, see you in hell bro. 

THE GUY : Stop you bastard , I ................................... mmmm mmm

ARCHER : Suck on that apple sucker. Seriously, I can no longer bear your ridiculously shrill voice anymore. So now , which knife should i use.

You know what bro , fuck knives. I want to start with  your slimy hands. Imma use pliers. Lets slowly remove these ugly nails. Damn bro don't you even cut them. Hey stop moving, I am doing something very important here.

Ok now for the toe nails. .... Ya nice and easy. Huh wait Chris is calling. Hi bro. Ya I just finished the nails part..................... Ya I know its a lenghty process but its so satisfying. I will call you in a few hours wait. hmm..... so where were we, ya now for the eyes.

My man you will look more beautiful than Ryan Reynolds after this. No kidding. Unfortuately you won't be alive to see it. Ok now for your teeth.

Ok that was totally tiring. Now to take a break. I am honestly so tired. I will call Josh. 

Hello Josh bro, you have a body to deliiver.................... Ya I left it in the cabin. I am going to the den now. Ok byeeee. 

Time for a good nap.

Wait, If you think that Chris, Josh or Joey are humans , then you are so wrong. I honestly dont trust humans. They are too shady. So the question remains , who are they.

Well thats for me to know and you to find out. Good Night.